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MisterBadger

Part of the Furniture Now
Oct 6, 2024
625
4,565
Ludlow, UK
Title: Lacking format. Rule 9.

I had to share this with you all. Someone has clearly taken the recent option eBay offers to provide an AI listing description:

"This vintage Reject London made half bent billiard estate smoking pipe is a must-have for any collector or smoking enthusiast. Crafted from high-quality wood, this pipe boasts a unique design that is perfect for alcohol and smoking. The pipe features a billiard body shape and is made in the United Kingdom, adding to its authenticity and charm.
The Reject brand is well-known for producing top-quality smoking pipes, and this one is no exception. With its elegant design and superior quality, this pipe is sure to impress. Whether you're a seasoned smoker or just starting out, this vintage Reject London made half bent billiard estate smoking pipe is the perfect addition to your collection.":ROFLMAO:
 
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Pirate55

Lurker
Oct 25, 2024
21
48
Vancouver Canada
I had to share this with you all. Someone has clearly taken the recent option eBay offers to provide an AI listing description:

"This vintage Reject London made half bent billiard estate smoking pipe is a must-have for any collector or smoking enthusiast. Crafted from high-quality wood, this pipe boasts a unique design that is perfect for alcohol and smoking. The pipe features a billiard body shape and is made in the United Kingdom, adding to its authenticity and charm.
The Reject brand is well-known for producing top-quality smoking pipes, and this one is no exception. With its elegant design and superior quality, this pipe is sure to impress. Whether you're a seasoned smoker or just starting out, this vintage Reject London made half bent billiard estate smoking pipe is the perfect addition to your collection.":ROFLMAO:

I smell scam !
 

Pooh-Bah

Can't Leave
Apr 21, 2023
433
4,428
32
Central Maryland
What, this computerized fool (or sketchy ESL vendor, I suppose) knew to hyphenate must-have and well-known, but not half-bent? ...Personally as a hyphen addict, I draw the line at "high-quality", that's like "to-morrow" to me.

Perfect for alcohol? Ah, yes, you pour into the bowl and drink through the stem, allowing the tobacco cake to season your beverage.
We all lust after a birth year Reject. A true status symbol.
One could argue that most of us here are the birth year rejects. That was funnier before I wrote it.
 

MisterBadger

Part of the Furniture Now
Oct 6, 2024
625
4,565
Ludlow, UK
There were unfilled pits in the bowl and two very obvious incipient cracks in the shank. But very reassuring to know that it's made of wood. Bidding starts at £9.99. :ROFLMAO:

Here's another AI gem from the same seller (for a Hungarian/Alpine style, this time):

"This vintage Bruyere Garantie wooden smoking pipe is a unique addition to any collection. The pipe features a billiard body shape and is designed for alcohol and smoking. The brand is well-known for producing high-quality smoking pipes, and this one is no exception. Although the pipe is untested, it is a beautiful piece that would make a great display item. The country/region of manufacture is unknown, adding to the mystery and allure of this antique piece. This Bruyere Garantie wooden smoking pipe is perfect for collectors and smoking enthusiasts alike."

Starting price, only £19.99. Curiously, no bids received for either...
 

Sigmund

Lifer
Sep 17, 2023
3,140
30,330
France
AI is terrible. They all sound the same and they nearly always are full of extraneous and/or stupidly inaccurate information.

FFS: People are unable to effectively decide what is not total BS on the internet. Now supposed AI is allowed to use the internet as an information source in order to creat "Information"? What a mess.

We dont need no stikin facts!
 
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Sep 28, 2024
40
88
Rome, Georgia
www.ebay.com
I found one, seems AI was missing some detail.

"This pipe is pre-owned and has been well cared for. It shows light wear consistent with gentle use, including [mention any specific details like patina, minor scratches, or areas of wear]. The interior of the bowl has a thin layer of carbon buildup, ready to enhance future smokes."