Worst eBay Pipe Sale Description Ever

[MisterBadger]

Title: Lacking format. Rule 9.

I had to share this with you all. Someone has clearly taken the recent option eBay offers to provide an AI listing description:

"This vintage Reject London made half bent billiard estate smoking pipe is a must-have for any collector or smoking enthusiast. Crafted from high-quality wood, this pipe boasts a unique design that is perfect for alcohol and smoking. The pipe features a billiard body shape and is made in the United Kingdom, adding to its authenticity and charm.
The Reject brand is well-known for producing top-quality smoking pipes, and this one is no exception. With its elegant design and superior quality, this pipe is sure to impress. Whether you're a seasoned smoker or just starting out, this vintage Reject London made half bent billiard estate smoking pipe is the perfect addition to your collection."

 

[Bbailey324]

Yep those Rejects are top notch.

 

[Infantry23]

Sounds delightful. Might have to pick that up as a gift for my PMSS match.

 

[renfield]

We all lust after a birth year Reject. A true status symbol.

 

[Chasing Embers]

Sounds more like someone that English isn't their first language.

 

[Pirate55]

I had to share this with you all. Someone has clearly taken the recent option eBay offers to provide an AI listing description:

"This vintage Reject London made half bent billiard estate smoking pipe is a must-have for any collector or smoking enthusiast. Crafted from high-quality wood, this pipe boasts a unique design that is perfect for alcohol and smoking. The pipe features a billiard body shape and is made in the United Kingdom, adding to its authenticity and charm.
The Reject brand is well-known for producing top-quality smoking pipes, and this one is no exception. With its elegant design and superior quality, this pipe is sure to impress. Whether you're a seasoned smoker or just starting out, this vintage Reject London made half bent billiard estate smoking pipe is the perfect addition to your collection."

I smell scam !

 

[xrundog]

I’ve been reading that plug and play description a lot lately. I have the feeling many sellers are using eBay suggested pricing as well.

 

[sablebrush52]

Well, it all depends. I don't know about those fancy British Reject pipes, but my lowly Preben Holm reject is one of the best smoking pipes I've ever owned.

Viva la reject!

 

[Pooh-Bah]

What, this computerized fool (or sketchy ESL vendor, I suppose) knew to hyphenate must-have and well-known, but not half-bent? ...Personally as a hyphen addict, I draw the line at "high-quality", that's like "to-morrow" to me.

Perfect for alcohol? Ah, yes, you pour into the bowl and drink through the stem, allowing the tobacco cake to season your beverage.

We all lust after a birth year Reject. A true status symbol.

One could argue that most of us here are the birth year rejects. That was funnier before I wrote it.

 

[Sigmund]

Its ai