Y'know, I'm a terrible gardener. I hate yardwork, and we xeriscaped our backyard specifically to be low-maintenance (automated watering system, perennials rather than annuals, large flagstone patio and a swath of low-lying ground cover...). And yet, I read this thread and I suddenly get the urge to plant some tobacco just to see if it will grow in Colorado (I know some gardeners who do marvelous things with tomatoes and peppers, so theoretically it's possible).
Y'all are enablers. And admittedly, I find yardwork a lot less onerous if I view it as an extended smoke break... :P