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[georged]

George,

I'm worried about you. Have you been taking your Aricept regularly? My mother has been dead for a decade, so she probably wouldn't care even if it was a picture of her. Teddy Roosevelt isn't President. And you know that last image I posted was the one you sent me in an email entitled, Woopee! Got LUCKY last night!!.
And I was REALLY happy for you, George, as she presented a real improvement over your last "companion"...

...despite her being a movie actress. After all, her looks didn't exactly improve after she burst into flames.

Yeah, well at least I'm gettin' some...