When Marketing Fails To Thoroughly Research Food Product Names

[Servant King]

Now there's an interesting family saga.

Those wacky "elite". What will they try to normalize next?

My prediction is that it will involve Victoria's Secret, the one-eye sign, and no less than three Kardashians. Whichever ones they can remove from stasis in their vat of goo that day.

Soylent Green...now with DFK! ?

 

[brian64]

Soylent Green...now with DFK!

Deep fried Kardashian?

 

[germinal]

If memory serves Soylent is a meal replacement introduced a few years back by a colorful gentleman and aimed at busy Silicon Valleyites. It's supposedly designed to contain everything needed in a diet and as such obviate the need for food so that the target audience can stop wasting time eating and actually be productive. It was very intentionally named.

I guess they failed to disrupt the food industry and are branching out the product portfolio

 

[Casual]

Isn't there a blend called The Soylent Mixture? ?

Close!

 

[lightxmyfire]

I have no idea what I just watched (and the first part of it nearly induced a seizure) but it definitely reinforced my intention to never ingest this product.

haha yeah that seizure warning at the front isn’t kidding.

you’re certainly not crazy if that made you less inclined to try the soylent. Hahaha

 

[Olkofri]

Close!

Very close!! An english blend: E-V-I-L !!!

 

[SoddenJack]

I’ve never had it, but my mom can’t get enough of this stuff

 

[mso489]

Cannibal's Soup, Creamy Texan with broccoli, one hundred percent gluten free. Ever noticed how many foods that never had gluten are labeled gluten free? One hundred percent natural ... jet fuel. Organic ... chemistry.