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I can just imagine the conversation of the two individuals featured on the label of this tin:
First Individual: Do you believe it? This tobacco is like the dust of the desert!
Second Individual: Yes, my friend, but crazy people do crazy things. Remember the old, old saying about a fool and his money!
First Individual: At my home I have old weeds and debris from my hoeing of last year's garden. How much do you suppose they would pay? It looks similar, you know.
Second Individual: I knew not that you had a garden. What did you grow?
First Individual: Many beautiful flowers, but the best are mums.
Second Individual: Let us see how much this tin brings, then we will offer some of your "Oldbranie." Perhaps we may both become rich.
First Individual: Mum's the word!