WHAT HAPPENED?

[mingc]

GOOGLE WHY? GOOGLE, REDDIT, WHAT IS GOOGLE OR REDDIT TO ME THAT I SHOULD WEEP FOR THEM. WHAT? THIS IS ALL SO CONFUSING.

PiGEONS ON THE GRASS, ALAS. OR WAS IT ALASKA, HOME OF THE MAN ON THE FLYING TRAPEZE. OR SOMETHING BAKED, OR SOMETHING HALF BAKED.

DANGER, WILL ROBINSON, DANGER!

Bloody hell, we've broken Jesse!

 

[jmg81]

Frog Morton died in a tragic rafting accident. He was just headed across the pond, but ended up on the Bayou after a night on the town. His cellar was raided by people from the Blue Mountains, lead by the Balkan beauty,and the contents can still be found on the black market. We're still hoping the Yenidje Highlander will be able to track down those responsible and dole out swift justice with his dark star. Last report said he was hot on their trail in St. James Woods, or possibly Virginia Woods. We still mourn his loss on the anniversary of the event. We all try to keep the holiday spirit but there sure has been a lot less Christmas cheer since it happened. Frog was a beacon of quality and one of the true legends.
It would take a master penman to describe everything he meant to us.

Epic. Best post of the past few weeks.

 

[Chasing Embers]

Too many replies for me to sift through. Can you sum up what happened?

There's no summing up this mess. A McClelland question was asked and chaos and hilarity ensued.

 

[Servant King]

Actually, I started it all by being obnoxious. It was set up so perfectly for me, I couldn't resist. I take full no responsibility.

Tobacco is cool.