What Do You Do?

[jpmcwjr]

By any chance, is your name Matt?

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I love that skit, so I just re-watched it. I forgot how Spade nearly lost it the whole sketch, with Applegate not far behind.

 

[Pooh-Bah]

I make pizza at a grocery store, much to the aesthetic delight of my supervisors.

 

[simong]

I’m a qualified but unemployed lamp lighter. Waiting for gas to make a comeback & I’ll be quids in.

 

[PA Piper Mike]

I drink and I know things.

 

[irishearl]

Retired from mental health. I still make and sell custom saxophone mouthpieces.

Retired from the mental health field myself.

 

[VDL_Piper]

I'm the retired pipe smoking stunt double for Homer Simpson.

 

[King Bulldog]

I drink and I know things.

So you're a lecherous little dwarf.

 

[warren]

Retired copper.

 

[Michigan_Bill]

Retired pharmacist. Enjoying retirement every day!

 

[filmguerilla]

I'm a non-fiction writer for hire. Eight books published so far, most with Llewellyn Publishing, but one with Focal Press. Transitioning now to fiction so things are going a bit slower for me at the moment.

 

[DesertDan]

Currently, I work in a hobby shop.
Most of my life I worked in the construction and facility maintenance industry.

 

[Bbailey324]

I'm a research scientist. Boring stuff for the most part. Ballistics and explosives.

 

[scloyd]

Electric utility retiree.

 

[spearheadbill]

Elevator trade

 

[TakeThisCobAndStuffIt]

I hired and fired Trauma Surgeons.

 

[pappymac]

Let's see...
I retired from the U.S. Coast Guard.
Then I retired as the managing editor of a monthly hunting & fishing magazine.
Then I started a new career as a print advertising designer for grocery stores. I had nine clients before I decided to cutback to the two clients I currently do work for.
From early October until Dec. 25th of each year, I mostly wear a red suit and talk to children about what they would like to find under their Christmas tree.

 

[RustiePyles CPG]

That ^^^^ is another way of saying he plays with these all day:


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Precisely.

CHEESEAH BURGERU GOOOO!

 

[Elric]

Cybersecurity

 

[Scallywag]

I manage a kitchen and lab at a cannabis cultivation

 

[Egg Shen]

Cost Estimator for a design/build/construction mgmt firm that specializes in process design. I hate it and am 85% set to transition to farming.