@theloniousmonkfish, I'm far from upset at anyone, absurd in this usage would refer to 'out of the realms of my imagination' and was not a negative statement at all, but intended as an adjective to express my awe and respect.
I don't want to have anyone 'reveal their taxes', just interested in what people who share my interests do.
It's the general discussion forum, so I thought this would be the appropriate place to talk about thing other than pipes and tobacco.
Plebeian was a jest at my own inadequacy at finding prior threads.
I enjoyed the responses posted, but if you'd direct me on how to delete the thread, I would be happy to, to avoid causing further discomfort to you and anyone else who interpreted my inquiry in a negative light.
I admire what everyone shares here, and aspire to have something respectable to contribute as well.
Now that I've explained myself, it's probably best I log out and go back to lurking for a while until I get a better grasp of the community.
Sorry again to anyone who perceived this negatively.