What Defines a Codger?

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Richmond B. Funkenhouser

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Dec 6, 2019
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You gotta be a curmudgeon.

There's a codger above.. I ain't calling no names.

You also have to be kind of lovable, to be a codger, otherwise you're just an old asshole.

I was born old, which could be confused with codgerness, it's not the same condition though.

Codgers eat sardines, and shit with the bathroom door open.

They sneak Fago soda into the football game.

They have ear and nose hair issues.

Hell, I knew a codger with nose hairs growing on the outside of the nose.
 

Choatecav

Lifer
Dec 19, 2023
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You gotta be a curmudgeon.

There's a codger above.. I ain't calling no names.

You also have to be kind of lovable, to be a codger, otherwise you're just an old asshole.

I was born old, which could be confused with codgerness, it's not the same condition though.

Codgers eat sardines, and shit with the bathroom door open.

They sneak Fago soda into the football game.

They have ear and nose hair issues.

Hell, I knew a codger with nose hairs growing on the outside of the nose.
Funk, I laughed until I almost pissed myself at your description of a codger.
Man, I am all the way there.

I'll take it one step further...... I like my sardines on a saltine cracker with some hot sauce. And, to achieve perfection.... I wash it all down with cold buttermilk!

I know someone out there is gagging right now..............ha.