That’s quite impressive. How did you manage to secure five Boswell pipes all in one purchase?
Once his pipes post on Monday nights, they usually sell out in a day or so?
I’m waiting for the grand unveiling!
Five Boswell Beauties and a Bargain Basement Bonanza
The flat screen hummed a low, comforting drone in the corner of "the Garage," a space I've affectionately converted into my personal smoking den. Silky gray smoke, the fragrant ghost of a particularly fine English blend, hung heavy in the air, mingling with the scent of aged oak from my scotch and the faint, almost imperceptible aroma of Latakia tobacco. Neon signs cast a lurid glow on the walls, illuminating my cluttered sanctuary. Another fruitless hour spent scouring online auctions for rare tobacco had yielded nothing. Disappointment gnawed at me. Then, a flicker in the chatroom; a message from a fellow enthusiast.
It was a dark, blustery winter night, perfectly suited to the contemplative puffing of a well-aged pipe. Suddenly, the dull ache of unmet desires transformed into a giddy rush of adrenaline.
"MSD", a name I vaguely recognized from various online forums, had posted: "Five Boswell's, various shapes and sizes. Once in a lifetime offer." My heart leaped. Boswell pipes are legendary, the epitome of Pennsylvania craftsmanship and elegance. Five? For a price I could not believe. My fingers flew across the keyboard.
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MSD," I typed, my fingers trembling slightly, "are these beauties you mentioned still available?"
A few minutes later, a reply popped up: "Yeah, they're all in unsmoked or like new condition." I'm thinking to myself; why are they legit, are you giving up smoking, are they just taking up space? I'm not one to pry, especially when someone offers up five for less than the price of two new Boswell pipes! I could barely believe it. Disbelief warred with utter elation.
"Sold!" I typed, barely containing my excitement. "I'll take them." A deal was sealed with digital ink. I felt like I'd won the lottery.
A week later, a package arrived. Inside, nestled in paper, were five magnificent J.M. Boswell pipes; an unsmoked 2024 Weathered Stone Canadian with a black and silver acrylic stem, a 2024 bent billiard swirl shot shell with a light blue acrylic stem only smoked 1 time; a slender, elegant 2025 slight bent billiard with an ebonite stem smoked one time; a chunky, 2025 rusticated shank Canadian with a mocha acrylic stem smoked 1 time; and a 2025 smooth light stain billiard sitter with an ebonite stem also smoked 1 time. And as a bonus,
MSD, a true gentleman, included a generous sample of Boswell's English Biscuit – a rich aromatic, English mixture I have enjoyed before.
Now, I have five Boswell pipes, five more than I needed. I had intended to smoke all five of them, savoring the subtle differences in each draw, the nuances of their construction, the sheer joy of owning such exquisite pieces. But truthfully? I think I'll keep two or three for myself. The rest? Well, I'll share this Boswell bounty. After all, a true pipe enthusiast never hoards treasure, only shares it.