I just started a bowl of Peter Heinrichs - Curly Special in an Astley billiard. That was after finishing a bowl of GH&Co Rum Flake in an old Willmer Dublin I started the other day and only smoked half of. That's right, I've become the old guy who only smokes half a bowl and then leaves the rest till later. Sweet merciful crap, what next? Grandpa sneakers? Will I buy a recliner? Will I fall asleep 1/4 of the way through a favorite show? Will I have to go to the mall early to walk with old people? Will a remarkably beautiful woman walk by me in the mall and I'll just keep thinking about that new old stock Marlin 30-30 I've been wanting? No! I'm not growing that old! I'm not getting a recliner!