Meerschaum
Is the
One pipe to smoke
When you're smoking
More than oooonnne!
The other day the Rheingold jingle; today, Schaefer came to mind. Interesting that what echoes when I break out the meer are exclusively regional NY beer jingles...one might think it's because much of my youth was mis-spent in workingman's bars drinking workingman's beer--which is true--but I attribute it to my superior ear and knowledge of prosody; all three begin with a staunch, declamatory trochee:
RHEIN-gold
SCHAE-fer
MEER-schaum
With luck the moderati will overlook this discursion into metrical feet.
PFVI (sans toy) in my MEER-schaum