Well, OK Then...

[Lyon0oq]

So yes, this is currently available to purchase on EBay. I'm not sure which is more disturbing, the thought that the seller was clueless when he/she chose a can of creme soup to use as a size reference, or that this person knew EXACTLY what they were doing when they used a can of creme soup as a size reference.

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

That's terrible. Absolutley fucked up.

 

[jpberg]

Well, I’ve never seen one like it.

 

[Casual]

Well, I’ve never seen one like it.

Yes, it looks smaller than I am used to, as well.

 

[jpberg]

Yes, it looks smaller than I am used to, as well.

But, would you smoke it?

 

[mso489]

I don't think that's what's meant by "pipe porn."

 

[brooklynpiper]

This is some very Advanced Freudian stuff

 

[stokesdale]

If they knew exactly what they were doing they would have used a cream of mushroom can

 

[Country Bladesmith]

Needs a P-lip ?
That’s awful.

 

[Lyon0oq]

If they knew exactly what they were doing they would have used a cream of mushroom can

Ah la "The Great Santini" ?!?

 

[lightmybriar]

A pipe with two shanks?

 

[condorlover1]

Quite a mouth full!

 

[captainsousie]

That which has been seen cannot be unseen.

 

[3rdguy]

Put Castello after it and you have $400.

 

[weezell]

Why?????????...

 

[Tommy Boy]

Didn't know what to expect when i clicked on this thread. I wouldn't have guessed it if you gave me a thousand tries. I wonder what the occasion was for somebody to commission a pipe like that? And for it to have colored someone was doing more than just "polishing the pipe"

 

[renfield]

I’m not putting that in my mouth at any price.

That can of soup is so wrong in all the right ways.

 

[jonasclark]

I've seen this specific subject, with the hand, several times. This is the best-carved of the lot, but it's still an absolutely bizarre subject. Just as Ben Rapaport notes in his book regarding antique meerschaums, in my experience most Turkish meerschaums with X-rated themes are not well-carved.

 

[mortonbriar]

Buy it! You could be the only pipe smoker in the world who can claim they use their knob to shield from the wind while lighting up....
I find it kind of amusing just how much that has been smoked, this was so much more than a mantelpiece joke, can we get an average bowl count for that kind of colouring @weezell

 

[mortonbriar]

@Ahi Ka I think you need this nestled in your rack.