I do not own a television, and therefore, no cable. Just internet. I am not a fan of gratuitous violence or sexuality. A lot of the modern television disgusts me. There are very few current shows that I watch.
I have a portable harddrive where I can enjoy any numerous series. Jonathan Creek, Cadfael, Absolutely Fabulous, Jeeves & Wooster, Black Books, Bottom, Young Ones, Red Dwarf, QI, Sherlock Holmes (Brett), Sherlock (Cumberbatch), Yes Minister, Rising Damp and dozens of other BBC series.
I also have a lot of American television as well, such as Archer, Brisco County Jr, Carol Burnett Show, Psyche, Perception, Mentalist, Chuck, and again, many more.