[Scene: A village somewhere on the eastern seaboard of North America, sometime about 400 years ago]...
No, it wasn't a spirit vision. I saw it, as clearly as I see you all now. It was like a huge canoe but high like a hill, with three trees growing up out of it, so tall they were among small white clouds. And there were beings similar to us but different coloured, climbing up and down the tree trunks and branches on ropes or vines, like spiders on their threads... and no, I haven't been smoking plants of any description. You know, others have seen them before me. More than in our fathers' or our grandfathers' time. And I don't care if you've gone out fishing every day for 40 years and have never seen a dam' thing - all I know is what I saw. There may be another world beyond the Great Water. Maybe these beings come from there...
[Laughter]