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samcoffeeman

Can't Leave
Apr 6, 2015
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Yo mamma so mean, ISIS said, F*** we surrender!
Yo mamma so fat, when she twerked, the pacific tsunami warning center went code red.

 

calabashed

Starting to Get Obsessed
May 10, 2015
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blueeyedogre

Lifer
Oct 17, 2013
1,552
30
Yo mamma is so fat every time she goes swimming a fleet of Japanese whalers shows up!

Yo mamma is so fat at sea world they throw fish at her for doing tricks.

 

troutface

Lifer
Oct 26, 2012
2,328
11,362
Colorado
OK, get in your last licks. You have about 24 hours till I announce the winner. Surprised nobody has entered a "Yo momma's pipe is so ugly....."

 
May 4, 2015
3,210
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The perique one is probably the best I could come up with, but let's try:
Yo mamma so dumb, she took a Cavendish to a pot luck.

 

fnord

Lifer
Dec 28, 2011
2,746
8
Topeka, KS
Trout:
From forty plus years ago:
"Yo momma's so fat her ass has its own zip code."
Still makes me smile today....
Fnord

 
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