Toe Sucking - Is This The New "Thing" In Florida?

[mau1]

While perusing social media yesterday, I ran across a posting about a recent case of a "Florida man" charged with sucking an elderly patient's toes in a Florida hospital. I googled the story today and see that there was another recent case where a "Florida man" broke in to a house and when the homeowner woke, the burglar told him he was there to "suck toes".
Is this now a "Florida thing"? I'm usually pretty good on keeping up with trends in today's society but this one escaped my radar. Perhaps our Florida members can bring us up to date on the latest happenings in the Sunshine State ??

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Is toe sucking now a crime? Damn, they're getting strict down there.

 

[kg.legat0]

 

[adui]

Is toe sucking now a crime? Damn, they're getting strict down there.

I imagine in and of itself no. However when you couple it with an elderly patient in your care, or break into someones home to do it I'd say yes.

Either way.... ?

 

[cosmicfolklore]

A guys gotta get his toe fix... like RIGHT NOW!!! Ha ha

 

[gervais]

I would gladly suck my wifes toes, if that's what turned her crank. They'd have to be freshly scrubbed in the shower, mind you. I don't think it'd feel terrible having it done to me, come to think of it.....I just wouldn't have the heart to let someone do it to me.... Maybe I'm sick in the head, who knows ?‍

 

[smokeyweb]

 

[mau1]

I would gladly suck my wifes toes, if that's what turned her crank. They'd have to be freshly scrubbed in the shower, mind you. I don't think it'd feel terrible having it done to me, come to think of it.....I just wouldn't have the heart to let someone do it to me.... Maybe I'm sick in the head, who knows ?‍

A pedicure would definitely be a precursor to going down on any toes IMO ?

 

[Kozeman]

A pedicure would definitely be a precursor to going down on any toes IMO ?

A pedicure and a couple of pints, I would say.

 

[mau1]

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Grandma's probably wondering where she can sign up...

 

[smokeyweb]

Grandma's probably wondering where she can sign up...

At that age, you’re just happy to have anything sucked...

 

[smudgersmissingleg]

Honestly I'm so lazy I'd probably say " Look dude as long as you clean all the toe jam out, don't wake me again and lock up when you leave then have at it. "

 

[cosmicfolklore]

If your job is to keep all of the old people's toenails trimmed, and you forget where you put the trimmers... what are you gonna do?

I'd say the guy who was caught breaking in, is probably lying. Just my opinion, but... it sounds kinda... lying on the fly to me.

 

[danimalia]

Not to turn this into Penthouse forum, but sure, I've sucked toe before:

 

[saintpeter]

It's all fun and games until someone gets Athletes Tongue.

 

[BROBS]

I'd say the guy who was caught breaking in, is probably lying. Just my opinion, but... it sounds kinda... lying on the fly to me.

It's like in high school when my mom found me passed out face down on the dining room floor in the morning..
and I told her I was just so tired I laid down and fell asleep that way. ?

 

[olkofri]

Is Athlete's Foot a blessing now?

 

[scloyd]

Here's some toe porn for those who are into it. Enjoy!



I'll pass.

 

[BROBS]

????????

 

[Sonorisis]

This explains a lot. A LOT!!!