Toe Sucking - Is This The New "Thing" In Florida?

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cosmicfolklore

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Let's just slow down and think about this... A guy is breaking into someone's house. The owner probably confronts him with a gun, especially if this is Florida... right? And, the burglar fearing for his life, says... "I was just going to suck your toes."

Of all the things he could have said. It's sort of ingenious. I would have loved to have seen the look on the homeowners face. What was his reaction? Was it... "Well, you could have knocked"?
 
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