Tobaccos for Ending Constipation

[deathmetal]

Asking for a friend. If you had spent a few days dehydrated, and nothing was moving even after Taco Bell, what would you smoke? I said Gawith ropes.

 

[jaytex1969]

Asking for a friend.

Sure.... :lol:
I hate to say it, but inhaling a good ol' fashioned coffin nail along with a stout cup o' joe is the time honored bathroom bomber recipe.
Alternately, my local Popeye's has a solid track record of propelling me to the porcelain...

 

[condorlover1]

Dude are you serious! At least he didn't ask you to push in his stool! :rofl:

 

[wilson34]

some prune juice 8O and some Captain Black

 

[sumusfumus]

Hilarious!

 

[mcitinner1]

Several tall cold ones, and Royal Yacht.

 

[jpmcwjr]

Mineral oil for your stem- (pipe stem that is) and a tablespoon full for the stomach, two glasses water, hot tea or coffee, and the crappiest (pun unavoidable) tasting tobacco you have.

 

[prairiedruid]

Chew some War Horse Bar and things should come flying out of both ends.

 

[cortezattic]

This old post may contain a solution.

http://pipesmagazine.com/forums/topic/what-on-earth-did-i-just-read#post-1125347

 

[mawnansmiff]

Surely Blockade Runner is what you your friend should be smoking?
Regards,
Jay.

 

[jpmcwjr]

Good'un, Jay.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

McConnell's Pure Caribe. It sent me running.

 

[uperepik]

Some Jack Knife Plug ought to unplug

 

[deathmetal]

Looking for gross puns, I found this:
http://www.tobaccoreviews.com/blend/2133/cornell-diehl-mississippi-mud
Might work. But excellent suggestions so far... Blockade Runner and Pure Caribe are leading the pack, but the unplugging Jackknife plug is not far... behind.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

I wonder what it is with some blends that breaks the dam, so to speak. Pure Caribe is about a medium in strength, but for some reason, it just gut punched me.

 

[fitzy]

For me smoking a cigar always seems to push things through. Usually by the time I'm about 1/3rd of the way in.

 

[paddypiper]

I think eating any tobacco would get stuff moving for you.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Fitzy.. ha ha... I mean... ha ha... sorry... your choice of words... ha ha... at least you don't have to put the whole... ha ha... cigar in. You can still smoke the other 2/3rds.

 

[mawnansmiff]

How about doing it bit by bit with with some Conniston Cut Plug?
Regards,
Jay.

 

[mso489]

I'm mostly a regular guy, but inasmuch as a prompt is needed, coffee's my drug. I've never noticed any push from 'baccy at all.