Tobaccos for Ending Constipation

[mso489]

Don't forget fruits, vegetables, exercise, sufficient water, bran flakes.

 

[pipestud]

Mac Baren's Plumber cake?

 

[jpmcwjr]

This thread is really flushing out all the wise-crackers!
[Or weisenheimers? Anyone else use that term [sp?]- haven't heard it since I left the MidWest eons ago. And does it really mean wise cracker?]
What could have turned really anal has provided mirth.

 

[mawnansmiff]

Wisenheimer
noun US informal
plural noun: weisenheimers
A person who behaves in an irritatingly smug or arrogant fashion, typically by making clever remarks and displaying their knowledge.
So there you have it John, you're a weisenheimer ::
Regards,
Jay.

 

[jpmcwjr]

Ah, I've been found out through my own ignorance of a word. How fucking ironic!! (I am watching Deadwood, so please excuse my language)
Interesting that the definition you quoted contains a grammatical error!

A person who behaves in an irritatingly smug or arrogant fashion, typically by making clever remarks and displaying their knowledge.

 

[perdurabo]

Try smoking coffee and weed. That always helped me with constipation from pills. :!:

 

[jpmcwjr]

How do you smoke the coffee? I've tried a bit of finely ground beans sprinkled on a shag cut- interesting but not delightful.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

typically by making clever remarks and displaying their knowledge.

Stop displaying knowledge. And, cut out all of that cleverness. We'll be having none of that on this forum!!! ::

 

[unkleyoda]

You need a tobacco with a good 'brown note'.

 

[brightleaf]

I would start out with some Ashton Smooth Sailing. If that doesn't get things moving you may have to take more extreme measures with Dunhill's Bowled Out. Just make sure you aren't smoking out of a Butz-Choquin.

 

[yohanan]

Some Castor oil, and a big bowl of 5 Brothers ought to get your colon blowing pretty good.

 

[missionpipe]

Not sure about that, but smoking a pipe sure does take alot of life's Bullshit away......

 

[woodsroad]

Plum Cake. After all, what are prunes but dried plums?

Chew some War Horse Bar and things should come flying out of both ends.

True dat.
Really though, a tablespoon or two of Metamucil in 16oz of water will do the trick, and it will lower cholesterol.

 

[Waning Embers]

How on Earth is smoking a laxative? Never heard that one before.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

I've seen it, and felt it a time or two. A strong bowl or stout cigar, makes your stomach quiver, then next thing you know, you're hopping cross legged to the toilet.

 

[jpmcwjr]

I'd be happy if this thread were closed. Enough crap to wade through, already.

 

[Waning Embers]

I've seen it, and felt it a time or two. A strong bowl or stout cigar, makes your stomach quiver, then next thing you know, you're hopping cross legged to the toilet.

Hmmm. Good to know. Never experienced that one.

 

[badger]

Find a large library, get lost in the stacks, preferably at the farthest point from the men's room. Get's me every time and no tobacco needed. :P

 

[didimauw]

So today I walked in the bathroom and there was a turd on the sink! I was ready to freak out, When I remembered my brother in law brought over some chocolate donuts for my daughter...
Kids...

 

[jpmcwjr]

Really? Scatalogical humor to keep this shitty thread going??