My aunt and uncle and their son, who is sort of my kid brother by about a year, moved to Florida in the sixties, after flirting with the Bahamas. They bought beautiful riverfront property, and my cuz eventually made a good living in real estate and built a handsome riverfront home on the same land. Now there are some algae troubles in the river and the public health thing that affects us all. Florida is a sort of paradise, but that is not the whole picture, alas. Those taxes pop up online everywhere. Iwan Ries started with that some years ago, just a fact of life.
As for the jet ski blow job, as my old driver's ed teacher used to tell the class, if you need to get it on, pull over and give it your full attention.