This thread is such bullsh!t.
OP makes it seem like you can just roll outta bed one morning, toss on a cravat and you'll be green lighted to start looking down at Cob Smokers. This takes so much for granted it's downright offensive. It takes YEARS of planning to be a real snob. There's practice, there's expense there's discipline.
You, sir, clearly have no idea how many hours it takes sitting in front of a mirror practicing expressions. The last thing you want is for someone to confuse your look of Scorn for Pity!