You need to tell your wife that all the serious smokers out there have a pipe for every blend and have cellars overflowing with blends. In order for you to be a serious smoker, you have to start accumulating more blends and hence more pipes.
Trust me, my logic is flawless on this.
Once in a while I’ll mention something about the forum to my wife, and I call you guys “my friends on the internet” like “Yep, just got this pipe from one of my friends on the internet “?