Well, not to be fiend's advocate but a professor at my varsity once told me that every year he got his dad a pipe for his B-day. I replied, 'wow, he must have had a large collection!' He said, 'no, he had only one: he'd burn a hole through every single pipe he owned. Thus, every year I bought him a new one'. I've been curious ever since as to how can someone do this consistently, but the professor wasn't a pipe smoker himself, so he couldn't give me details. All I can do is wonder and speculate.
There, now I've made Machado even more paranoid. Muhaha! :twisted: