Thread Topic Ideas

[woodsroad]

I’ve never been very good at starting forum threads. Sure, I post from time to time, but my topics never seem to take off the way some folks do. I honestly think that’s the only reason that Kevin hasn’t asked me to take over PipesMagazine and move into that lovely apartment that we all pay for with the exorbitant membership fees here.

So, in an effort to improve my thread-starting skilz, and thus ascend to my rightful position in PipesMagazine royalty, please let me know if these potential thread topics ring the bell for you, OK?

Help Me Choose: Heart Surgery or New Pipe?

Cows I’ve Known

Genetic Mutations from Black XX?

My Toe Hurts

I Know More Than You

Greetings From Asbury Park

Can You Smoke a Pipe in Outer Space?

Anyone Else Raise Eels?

What Are You Wearing?

Phlegm

Today I Am A Man: Bar Mitzvah Blend Suggestions?

Is This A Pimple or Cancer?

Plume, Bloom, Prune, Doom, Gloom, Zoom, Phlume, Kaboom, Khartoum?

Mixture 79 vs Royal Yacht: Which Kills Mice Faster?

Your Favorite Pudding?

I’m Leaving. No I’m Not. Yes I Am. No, Really I Am. No I’m not. I am. Nope.

Africa Famine: Will Gawith Raise Prices?

Nose Picking For Better Retrohale?

Please feel free to add your thread topic suggestions. But don’t get all pissy faced about it when I steal them from you. My public awaits me.

 

[shanez]

All worthy topics but what about:

Furniture Husbandry

Learning 1 Hour Martinizing In Your Spare Time

 

[Rossi320]

Well I am new here if we didn't have these topics what's left to talk about?....my boss hates me?

 

[verporchting]

Hmmm, tough call between “phlegm” and “cows I’ve known”.

Both have serious potential!

 

[Rossi320]

How is your scrapbooking going?...are the misquotes bad in your area

 

[Servant King]

I’ve never been very good at starting forum threads.

 

[brian64]

You'll never run out of high interest material for this thread title:

Today In San Francisco

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1684230018120183808

 

[woodsroad]

You'll never run out of high interest material for this thread title:

Today In San Francisco

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1684230018120183808

Would that go under General Discussion or What Are You Smoking?

 

[Pooh-Bah]

I can get behind a thread about pudding, or all the -ume-ooms.

My suggestion? Essays that provide the dorkiest reviews ever.
"Five Brothers is the Sonic the Hedgehog of tobacco, and here's a five paragraph essay on why"

 

[ashdigger]

I gave up my lint collection for lent and helps me lunt while lilting

 

[anotherbob]

Well I am new here if we didn't have these topics what's left to talk about?....my boss hates me?

that's cause you don't share you're pipes with them.

 

[woodsroad]

Learning 1 Hour Martinizing In Your Spare Time

That’s just the name of the shop, luv.

 

[mso489]

How can I tell if my pipes love me?

What's the worst blend you smoke regularly?

Is smoking aromatics a sin?

I forgot to label my jars; how can I tell what I'm smoking?

I reamed my way through the bottom of my briar bowl; what's a good fix?

I have a ton of tobacco by weight. Do I need more?

Who are the five best pipe tobacco blenders in Delaware?

Should I buy French pipes if I don't speak French?

 

[AcesAndEights]

Is a second charring light considered a relight?

 

[yanoJL]

Which of my appendages should I use as a tamper?

What condescending things could I say the next time someone wants to talk about Cult Blood Red Moon in a cob?

Rationalizing "one more pipe". A beginners guide.

 

[JOHN72]

I am a disaster at opening threads. Imagine opening a thread or topic, and you have to use a translator, so that your colleagues understand what the hell you mean. It's horrible.

 

[scloyd]

Who smokes while on the toilet? Will it ghost a pipe?

 

[prairiedruid]

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay

Duct Tape the pipeman's secret weapon

 

[verporchting]

Does this pipe make my butt look fat?

 

[Hillcrest]

I am a disaster at opening threads. Imagine opening a thread or topic, and you have to use a translator, so that your colleagues understand what the hell you mean. It's horrible.

Its not your fault blame the AI translator robot:
OOOPS !