Thread Topic Ideas

[simong]

Are all pipesmokers wankers or just those in certain countries?
That’d be a lively thread, im sure. Lol

 

[Hillcrest]

Does this pipe make my butt look fat?

Don't blame the pipe !

 

[trouttimes]

Cobs float. Ask my how I know.
Square or round tins?
Different bent stems for different seasons?

 

[woodsroad]

Are all pipesmokers wankers or just those in certain countries?
That’d be a lively thread, im sure. Lol
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There wasn’t any pipe getting smoked after he did that, to be sure.

 

[Hillcrest]

Help me re-create Peterson dip-stain bowl coat !

Best colors for re-painting vintage Dunhills - any ideas ?

Help - Pipe smoking and deep sea diving - having trouble seeing.

Which is the best cell phone lighter ?

Can I smoke my churchwarden outside of church ?

Are longer stems available for nosewarmers ?

Does Peterson still make small black pipes ?

 

[sablebrush52]

I’ve never been very good at starting forum threads. Sure, I post from time to time, but my topics never seem to take off the way some folks do. I honestly think that’s the only reason that Kevin hasn’t asked me to take over PipesMagazine and move into that lovely apartment that we all pay for with the exorbitant membership fees here.

So, in an effort to improve my thread-starting skilz, and thus ascend to my rightful position in PipesMagazine royalty, please let me know if these potential thread topics ring the bell for you, OK?

Help Me Choose: Heart Surgery or New Pipe?

Cows I’ve Known

Genetic Mutations from Black XX?

My Toe Hurts

I Know More Than You

Greetings From Asbury Park

Can You Smoke a Pipe in Outer Space?

Anyone Else Raise Eels?

What Are You Wearing?

Phlegm

Today I Am A Man: Bar Mitzvah Blend Suggestions?

Is This A Pimple or Cancer?

Plume, Bloom, Prune, Doom, Gloom, Zoom, Phlume, Kaboom, Khartoum?

Mixture 79 vs Royal Yacht: Which Kills Mice Faster?

Your Favorite Pudding?

I’m Leaving. No I’m Not. Yes I Am. No, Really I Am. No I’m not. I am. Nope.

Africa Famine: Will Gawith Raise Prices?

Nose Picking For Better Retrohale?

Please feel free to add your thread topic suggestions. But don’t get all pissy faced about it when I steal them from you. My public awaits me.

Love this!
The only problem is that all of these most admirable topics have been expressed in complete phrases, which is beyond the capabilities of a significant portion of our membership.

Having written that, another topic to discuss would be:

Estate Smegma, An Idea Whose Time Has Come!

 

[Peter Turbo]

You had me at "Cows I’ve Known"

Do tell.

 

[Streeper541]

How's about this one...

The benefits of crowdsourcing forum titles?

 

[TheIronMonkey]

 

[RustiePyles CPG]

I'll give you a topic, the peanut is neither a pea nor a nut, discuss...

 

[puff_not_snuff]

I have a spreadsheet of discarded thread ideas if anyone wants to purchase it.

 

[AcesAndEights]

I'll give you a topic, the peanut is neither a pea nor a nut, discuss...
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“What is the greatest SNL skit of all time, and why is it Coffee Talk?”

 

[AcesAndEights]

I have a spreadsheet of discarded thread ideas if anyone wants to purchase it.

Do you know the ages on the ideas?

 

[RustiePyles CPG]

“What is the greatest SNL skit of all time, and why is it Coffee Talk?”

I'm feeling a little vahklempt...

 

[Hillcrest]

The only 300 pipe shapes every pipe smoker needs to own.

 

[RookieGuy80]

Which now defunct blend should a beginner start with?

I just got a meerschaum from Amazon for $28.99!

Slippers vs boots vs bare feet for smoking.

 

[kcghost]

This is a charming thread,

Can You Flog Your Willie While Loading a Pipe??
Escargot for the Epicurean Pipe Smoker

 

[simong]

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A red in the bed? Hmmm, not sure. I’d suggest communism is as flawed as a pipe by lee……regardless how many stars it’s got.
Then again, I’m thinking as an Englishman, I imagine they think quite differently in humansville, you know. I’ll go with crackpot……Tavarich!

 

[SBC]

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay

Duct Tape the pipeman's secret weapon

I got both of those.

 

[krizzose]

Nothing wrong with cows, but how about Daves?

These are the Daves I know

#KITH