Ha ha, that sets off every one of my morality red flags. And, I am sure that the Surgeon's General will be sending out black helicopters to your house, ASAP.
For God's sake, lets not discuss bringing young people into the hobby of smoking. This sort of shit is why flavored tobacco gets banned, and it discounts pipe smoker's arguments that we are not interested in appealing to kids.
When you hit 50, everyone should get a set of black socks, sandals, and a pipe kit.
Younger people just look stupid with pipes. Maybe not... but that is at least going to be my argument "out loud" where people can hear me.
Jeesh people. Talk like all of this is what will kill the hobby as a whole.
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