This is too funny

[peace]

I was looking at random pipes on E-Bay and stumbled upon this one, where the seller tried to give advice on pipe smoking, but apparently doesn't now much English. My wife and I had a good laugh. Check it out
http://cgi.ebay.ca/durable-smoking-tobacco-wood-pipes-handmade-men-gift-/110585264419?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item19bf653923
---"Don't knock the pipe in the fierce, that this might damage the person facing, even fight handle craze!"---- Couldn't stop laughing

 

[tedswearingen]

Speechless.

 

[krgulick]

Yikes!!!

 

[frostyforge]

Wow...

 

[hobie1dog]

China English...verwy bad

 

[hauntedmyst]

How to reload tobacco:
The most common, and proved effective skills, experience is the "three".
First floor: tobacco knead gently sprinkled into fights, until the natural fulled port is advisable. Then use the individual ", "children with finger gently pressure to half full (use finger is fight better perception and control, it is with great power press, etc.) that cannot achieve
Article 2: sprinkle tobacco, add to rub overflowing, then use "women's individual", pressure - 2/3-3/4 fights.
Layer 3: sprinkle tobacco, add to rub overflowing, then use "man", individual pressure surface.
Finally, with his finger testing whether "tobacco reload good elasticity, if press, said after the lifeless mistaking too tight, If a collapse in, that is too loose.

I'm not sure what you are talking about, that is text book instructions for loading a pipe. I was always taught by the old timers to " (use finger is fight better perception and control, it is with great power press, etc.) that cannot achieve"

 

[fred]

Sometimes, you've just got to go with the entertainment quality

of language(s)... Awhile back on e-bay, I was reading the pre-sale

description of a Chinese Corn Cob knockoff. The deal maker in the

entire pitch, for my bout of uncontrolled laughter was: "Easily Installed."

To be fair, I'm lost without spell check, and just plain lost when it comes

to speaking other languages.

 

[unclearthur]

I think that was translated from Chinese to Arabic then Korean before English!

 

[cortezattic]

That seller's "English" is better than my Chinese.

 

[pstlpkr]

Whew! Tough read.

 

[bubbadreier]

I have no idea what any of it meant! haha At least he tried...

 

[admin]

He should get some help from http://www.briarblues.com/ They speak Mandarin there.

 

[ernest]

That reminded me about when I use my mp3 player and put the songs on shuffle,for no particular order.

 

[juozapas]

Hahahahah....tooooo funny....hahahahha...

 

[ohin3]

absolutely brilliant stuff. That's the kinda stuff you can't even make up.

 

[python]

LMAO, that is pretty funny!

 

[spacecowboy57]

i have seen the same kind of wording on amazon. i don't trust a seller who cannot deliver a clear description, or else i have no idea what i will really be gettin.

 

[dudleydipstick]

can smoke when it at ease when to aside, can, it will slowly extinguished (rather than wasting tobacco, even on a night to rest, but the mouth of the first few can close, but should pay attention to ensure no cockroaches patronage).

Surprised there hasn't been a thread here on how to deal with all those nasty cockroaches that come out of the woodwork whenever the bowl goes out.
Excellent find and the worst Engrish I've seen.
Engrish.com

 

[unclearthur]

Nice friendly fella there!

 

[bubbadreier]

I almost want to try and sell him some girl scout cookies!