I miss simpler times, being able to leave my car out unlocked at night with the window open, neighbors who did not have floodlights on all over the place and it was actually dark at night and I could see the stars.
I miss good meals by friendly people that was wholesome and fresh and I could have a nice dinner for only eight bucks.
I miss 29 cents a gallon gasoline and cars full of chrome. I miss being able to go anywhere I wanted without 99 fricking cameras at every city block corner, bridge, store and restaurant taking pictures of me everywhere I go that I never approved their taking.
I miss being able to call somewhere without an area code, and they answered and you got a live person in a few rings, and they did not feel the need to record my conversation for quality assurance.
I miss McDonalds with 19 cent hamburgers and twin arches over them. I miss long hair and free-wheeling music and great concerts with iconic bands that I could go see at the door with no advance purchase and get great seats right up front for only $5.00.
I miss police waving and smiling relaxed as the friendly local officer rather than looking like paramilitary inside a car with $9,000 worth of high-tech looking lights and computers and 45 different packages around their waist and about their body.
I miss cool, thick, tall, fresh milkshakes with a banana in them or a float at the local Isaly's with lots of great chipped ham and other deli meats on display.
I miss those younger than me being polite and respectful and looking clean-cut and not actually having their nose in a smartphone all the time, and those older than me looking happy And peaceful like life had been good to them and they were enjoying the world around them greatly.
I miss good movies at a drive-in where they actually had good actors and great original story lines and not Hollywood assholes who apparently see everything from inside some false bubble of total narcissism with no acting skill other than to be themselves and the other 88% of the movie filled with CGI crap at 78 speed that couldn't possibly ever happen in this universe.
I miss people who know what 78 speed actually is.
I miss turntables that had a 78 speed selector on them.
And I miss my parents, all my pets, and a whole slew of family and friends I have not seen in years and will never see again.
I miss being able to fill out an application on paper and getting a real handshake in person. I miss people who actually were not confused about which bathroom they were supposed to use and you knew you could take them at their word.
I miss the local family church where people got dressed up and went out for pleasant times and friends, then afterwards you took a nice long drive in the country and had a good meal.
I miss being able to go out during the day and everywhere you go it's not jam packed with traffic. And I miss everything being closed on Sundays that folks actually had time to relax and maybe go visit their family.
I miss writing letters on paper and not instead getting them over emails, I miss the milk man, the gas man and everyone else who used to come by, I miss people having the time to talk to you and I miss having a mailbox that was within walking distance of my house.
I miss trusting people that were friendly and polite that if you couldn't pay them, they wouldn't worry about it and would tell you to just catch them next week when it was good for you, and I miss being able to buy things at the store without having to produce a store card, answer 16 questions and go through 12 hurdles or wait 10 minutes for the person ahead of me, after waiting in line for 15 minutes that I could just hand them a few bucks, and the sale range up on metal cards behind a glass window with a CHA-CHING! and the cashier smiled and told you not to worry about having the exact change.
I miss variety shows with singing and comedy skits that were actually funny by talented people that were NOT reality shows and I actually had to get up and walk over to change the channel on the TV to one of the four or five that were on the air, and you only got a commercial break every 15 minutes for a couple minutes long that you had to hurry back not to miss something after the break and once you watched it, you never saw it again until maybe next summer.
Yeah, I sure do miss simpler times.