Things to do after your pipe fall inside a toilet

[lazydog]

Aye... There once was a lad named noom, who dropped his pipe in a bathroom, he said with a grin, while wiping his chin.... "I must buy a new pipe real soon" :wink:

 

[mp31guitar]

Just smoke the s#!t out of it. :rofl:

 

[topd]

HaHaaaa! Good Morning Laugh! (Woke the Girls up).
Makes you wonder about those estate pipe, doesn't it?

 

[mp31guitar]

Reminded me of an Elvis joke I heard.
Q. What did Elvis do when he dropped his guitar in the toliet?
A. He got it out and picked the s#!t out of it.

 

[kabong30]

Just smoke the s#!t out of it.

It makes me sad that it took a year for this joke to get here. :lol:

 

[captainsousie]

You could always get one of these and then the pipe and toilet would be one.

 

[captainsousie]

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[philip]

I would just wash the toilet in the normal way.
There is seldom a problem of ghosting in ceramic bowls.

 

[jpmcwjr]

Oh, so long ago. Oh, so many posters gone. Oh, what a crap thread. Oh, why did I resurrect this?

 

[aldecaker]

I don't know, but if you're trying to drum up business for the estate pipes market, you're doing it wrong.

 

[rodo]

My wife says all my pipes belong in the toilet.

 

[mso489]

Whew, this is a hard read. Pass the stool softener. If that experience didn't expand his vocabulary of expletives, he has the soul of a saint. An eight-year-old post. The music is gone but the melody lingers on. Reminds me of an old joke about the puppy who writes home to his mom after being adopted by a new family. "You wouldn't believe what they do in my water bowl!"

 

[enrikon]

Things to do after your pipe fall inside a toilet:
https://youtu.be/MDqbKBPzck4

 

[mikethompson]

I do enjoy a grave digging thread, if only to see the screen names of those who came before us. I wonder who the longest active poster is? Tom? Jim?

 

[Chasing Embers]

I wonder who the longest active poster is?

Cortez

 

[condorlover1]

Its like being in a bar in Greenwich Village with a very earnest man asking if he can 'push your stool in' :rofl:

 

[huntertrw]

Its like being in a bar in Greenwich Village with a very earnest man asking if he can 'push your stool in'

I thought that that occurred only in Ramsbottom...

 

[crashthegrey]

And people are worried about buying estate pipes. Sheesh.

 

[seldom]

For 7 years this thread has been the gift that keeps giving. If there were a Pipesmagazine forum hall of fame this one would need consideration.

 

[mso489]

To backtrack, the bacterial/viral profile is what's of concern here (he said, pretending to be scientific). I have heard or read that the bacteria around a kitchen sink is often more hazardous than that in a toilet, more variety and more hazards. The public toilet in a bar makes this more hazardous, with more people contributing a wider array of bacteria and viruses, and in a bar, not just feces but also vomit and who knows what. So if ever a pipe needed an intense cleaning, all the way around, this one might. There's also the aesthetics of smoking a pipe associated in your mind with a public toilet. A lot of men would make a point of not caring about this, and showing themselves what tough old birds they are. For others, that pipe might just never taste the same, no matter how it is cleaned. If it was one of my treasured pipes, I might clean it throughly, and then clean it thoroughly again. If it were more ordinary, I might send it to the trash. I wouldn't sell it, gift it, or donate it, if it wasn't something I'd smoke, even knowing others would. A pipe owner should have the choice.