Things to do after your pipe fall inside a toilet

[jcsoldit]

Let it air dry for a couple days and let my good buddy Fullbent haggle me way down so that he feels like he got a really good deal… :rofl:

 

[fullbent]

noom,you opened a can of worms on this post,and I really mean can! :nana:

 

[papipeguy]

Gift it to someone you don't really care for.

 

[shimrra]

here's to hoping one bowl didn't give the other ghosting issues!

 

[juni]

I'm sorry, I just have to :rofl:
(I would never use that pipe again, personally)

 

[bubblehead]

After all of the cleaning and smoking Latakia, you may want to sanitize your mouth with some of the 151 as well...just to be on the safe side :rofl:

 

[sjpipesmoker]

clean it once, clean it twice, clean it a third time, a fourth and fifth and a sixth time...keep cleaning it....clean the crap out of it!!!

 

[collin]

If one of mine ever takes a dunk in a beer-joint sh*%ter...it's a gone motor-scooter! 8O
I could never again put the stem in my mouth without thinking about where it'd been.

 

[schmitzbitz]

Say a prayer of thanks for being so well endowed.
Oh, wait, wrong pipe - my bad... :P
Seriously though, I would probably retire the smoker from my collection, not because a good salt and alcohol treatment wouldn't kill anything, but because, like Tommy said, I would have a hard time not thinking about where its been.

 

[lonestar]

Yeah, I couldnt smoke that pipe again...

I think Ace57 had the best advice

Thank God that it was not still in Your mouth.

 

[grouchy]

was it breathing on its own or did you have to perform cpr?

there are custom fit life preservers for pipes you know. can buy one at walmart. cheap too.

 

[smoker]

The 1st bowl said hell bitch you look good i'm coming for a close up the other bowl said f%*k off your choking me :laughat:

 

[chero]

i've heard of people droping there false teeth in the toilet.

 

[jimbo]

Dry off the pipe and fill it with Mixture #79. You shouldn't be able to tell any difference. :rofl:

 

[hauntedmyst]

Things to do after your pipe fall inside a toilet

If you are from the south, you just pick it back up and put it in your mouth and consider it seasoned.

 

[chero]

there you go.

 

[grouchy]

atleast you dropped it in clean water with maybe just a trace of tidy bowl.

can you immagine dropping it in a porta potty??? come out the door with blue arms up to your armpits. dripping all over your shirt and pants and shoes. poop under your fingernails and if youre lucky, a blue pipe. if not lucky and come out empty handed. now that would bring stares of wonder. atleast if you came out all blue with your pipe people could think, oh, i understand what happened. poor fellow must have dropped his pipe in the porta potty. might be best to just jump in and go for it.

moral of the story....never ever go in a porta potty with out goggles and snorkle.

and all this happened at the state fair.

bummer.

always smoke your good pipes at home and carry two knockers with you. one for the porta potty and one for you. :wink: face it, there are better ways of breaking in a new pipe. :puffpipe: :laughat:

 

[rhogg]

When I was in a remote safehouse in Najaf Iraq I dropped my only toothbrush in a toilet. Sometimes you just have put your feelings aside and do the only thing you can
I second not telling anyone.

 

[rhogg]

The top of your last soda can was likelier more dirty than fresh toilet water.... unless someone had scarred the toilet
One more encouraging thought.... my dog loves toilet water, and she seems to be ok.

 

[hauntedmyst]

I'm from the South and find that a little offensive! Why say something like that yank?

My bad, I must have still had one left over in the chamber from the stereotypes and cob threads and it went off accidently. Does this mean you aren't sending me that Ashton?