The (Un)Official Secret Santa 2020!

[bnichols23]

Attencion, Attencion! Per the tracking/botting/whatevering minions, my Secret Santa is supposed to have his reindogs dump my package tomorrow, the 9th. So, people in the Midwest, look out!

[I already gave two clues on it, so this third one is all the more yaz gets; deal widdit. ]

 

[SpookedPiper]

No, it's this girl's mother:

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You have mad photoshop skillz!!

That poor girl..causing all this mischief...during the holidays even!?

 

[Kozeman]

I love the tracking on the Post office shipment.
Update 1: it's in our possession as of Friday.
Update 2: It's on it's way, will deliver on Monday.
Update 3 (Monday): It's late, will deliver on Monday.
Update 4: It's late, who the fuck knows when it will be delivered.

 

[jaytex1969]

My outgoing package shows delivered on 12/5.

 

[tg51]

Package away, delivering tomorrow. Now we wait.

 

[spartacus]

I received my package today. Santa was in Austin TX when he sent it!!

I will be waiting until Christmas Day to open it!!!

 

[scloyd]

I love the tracking on the Post office shipment.
Update 1: it's in our possession as of Friday.
Update 2: It's on it's way, will deliver on Monday.
Update 3 (Monday): It's late, will deliver on Monday.
Update 4: It's late, who the fuck knows when it will be delivered.

Kozeman, you and I live in the same county so you will understand this more than most.

Tracking History
December 8, 2020, 9:10 am
Arrived at USPS Regional Origin Facility
ELK GROVE VILLAGE IL DISTRIBUTION CENTER
Your item arrived at our ELK GROVE VILLAGE IL DISTRIBUTION CENTER origin facility on December 8, 2020 at 9:10 am. The item is currently in transit to the destination.
December 6, 2020
In Transit to Next Facility
December 2, 2020, 4:15 pm
Departed Post Office
UNION, IL 60180
December 2, 2020, 12:05 pm
USPS in possession of item
UNION, IL 60180


It's 38 miles from Union, IL. to Elk Grove Village, IL. It took six days to go 38 miles. Maybe they walked it there.

 

[cohibajoe]

Got my Santa package yesterday...Thank You!!!!....Now the wait... ?

 

[NomadOrb]

My package has been delivered to the recipient's home. I hope you enjoy!

 

[Kozeman]

Kozeman, you and I live in the same county so you will understand this more than most.

Tracking History
December 8, 2020, 9:10 am
Arrived at USPS Regional Origin Facility
ELK GROVE VILLAGE IL DISTRIBUTION CENTER
Your item arrived at our ELK GROVE VILLAGE IL DISTRIBUTION CENTER origin facility on December 8, 2020 at 9:10 am. The item is currently in transit to the destination.
December 6, 2020
In Transit to Next Facility
December 2, 2020, 4:15 pm
Departed Post Office
UNION, IL 60180
December 2, 2020, 12:05 pm
USPS in possession of item
UNION, IL 60180


It's 38 miles from Union, IL. to Elk Grove Village, IL. It took six days to go 38 miles. Maybe they walked it there.

Hah. Fortunately still some time before Christmas. I ordered something from amazon once. It went from Kenosha Wisconsin to Texas, to South Carolina, to Indiana, and then to my work. Took ten days. I could have walked to Kenosha to pick it up in less time.

 

[scloyd]

My recipient received his last Friday (12/04) at a commercial address. No mention of it here....I hope he received it.

 

[mingc]

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Better?

Now it's truly bizarre!

 

[Bengel]

 

[solideogloria86]

Tracking says my package arrived at its destination about an hour ago. Are they going to open it today? Am I really going to have to wait until Christmas to find out if they liked it? This is tough. ?

 

[Bengel]

 

[cigarsmker]

Tracking shows package delivered today at noon hope he enjoys a few years on the tins

 

[cshubhra]

The package I sent to my victim was supposed to reach by Saturday 5th. It still shows in transit and I am getting worried.

 

[mikethompson]

My recipient received his last Friday (12/04) at a commercial address. No mention of it here....I hope he received it.

I'm in the same boat. I hope it wasn't snagged by porch pirates.

 

[Kozeman]

The package I sent to my victim was supposed to reach by Saturday 5th. It still shows in transit and I am getting worried.

You know there are a bunch of mailmen sitting in their trucks smoking some really nice tobacco right about now.

 

[Spinkle]

A package from Santa apparently arrived at my office. Admin opened it and based on her description of the contents I think my Santa went a bit nuts! I feel like I may need to send out a supplemental present! I will update thread when it’s my day at the office and I can take a pic.

PS I think I know who the culprit aka “Santa” is