The (Un)Official Secret Santa 2019!

[bluegrassbrian]

Looks like I’ve received mine.. I assume that’s what it is.
I wasn’t expecting anything else. My secret Santa is NOT a procrastinator.

I’ll hold off on opening.

 

[SpookedPiper]

Some names on out list are very seasoned Piper's...hard to get something for someone who has or seems to have tried it all!

 

[SpookedPiper]

Haha, or you could post 7 times today and be eligible. Quick, smoke 7 bowls and post in the "What are you smoking?" thread!!!! Or ask for a "but I'm so close" variance. But I'm sure that is a highly technical process that involves much evaluation, interrogation, and review....board approval, etc. etc...........

Well technically you would need another person to be eligible as the list was checked twice, I think and everyone is matched. Any other floaters out there that nearly qualified and need a partner, Santa's elf (Woodsroad) I am sure is bored now!

 

[mikethompson]

Santa's elf (Woodsroad) I am sure is bored now!

I have a post in one of the earlier pages where i detail what Dan does now. After all the packages are sent he goes back into hibernation for next year.

As a side note, this thread has no business not being at the top of the forum.

 

[condorlover1]

Sent my package out. I hope the recipient likes Condor!

 

[lawdogspipes]

Packed up and ready to ship on Monday...too much fun !!!

 

[alaskanpiper]

Bombs away!!!! Box is off, should arrive in a few days.

 

[trouttimes]

Shipped by Santa's reindeer. If the weather holds, should be there soon.

 

[spartacus]

I was wondering what I was going to do with that extra Carter Hall and Captain Black Grape!

 

[lawdogspipes]

I was wondering what I was going to do with that extra Carter Hall and Captain Black Grape!

Nice !!!

 

[SpookedPiper]

So, who was it that loves clan, again? If Captin Black Grape tastes like my memory of my childhood tv show it's definitely worth it!

 

[saintpeter]

So, who was it that loves clan, again? If Captin Black Grape tastes like my memory of my childhood tv show it's definitely worth it!

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Grape Ape. That actually made me blast coffee on the keyboard. A PM follows for explanation. LMAO.

 

[BROBS]

So, who was it that loves clan, again?

Omg that stuff. Some asshole at a news stand in Paris actually suggested that shit as a good aromatic.

 

[woodsroad]

A lot of my past year WAS spent in hibernation, at least in hibernation from this forum. It was great to come back for Secret Santa, and for that I have Ashdigger to thank. He prodded me out of my funk and gave me the marching orders that I needed. I haven’t had time read all of the posts here, but I’m really glad to see everyone showing a healthy modicum of irreverence. Especially Jaytex. He’s our new Secret Santa Minister of Incorrect Thought.

 

[SpookedPiper]

Omg that stuff. Some asshole at a news stand in Paris actually suggested that shit as a good aromatic.

Sorry secret Santa buddy!

 

[mikethompson]

It was great to come back for Secret Santa,

Christmas just wouldn't be Christmas without the Secret Santa

 

[3rdguy]

Mailed out today so watch out!

I did well this year so paid it forward a bit.

 

[SpookedPiper]

I am going to put it under my tree!

I can't post up any memes today..I must be broken!

 

[condorlover1]

I am hoping mine makes it through customs. I just want to take this opportunity to thank Woodsroad for selecting me for the most difficult delivery job on planet frigging earth! If he had paired me up with Weezel it would have been easy but also a zero sum gain since we both smoke the same stuff!

Next year I will be looking forward to having to send a package to Outer Mongolia as a punishment for moaning about this years near 'Mission Impossible' delivery. It sort of makes you wonder how Santa does it all in one night. In the UK you have to leave him a mince pie and a glass of sherry on the mantle as a reward for dropping off your presents as well as climbing down the chimney. On that basis he must drink 1000's of gallons of sherry and hundreds of tonnes of mince pies. I would imagine he must be an 800lb diabetic with a monstrous hang over. Little wonder you only see him once a year!

 

[jaytex1969]

...I’m really glad to see everyone showing a healthy modicum of irreverence. Especially Jaytex. He’s our new Secret Santa Minister of Incorrect Thought.