The (Un)Official Secret Santa 2019!

[sablebrush52]

Who remembers this post from last year?

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Who doesn't want to remember?

That's the selfie of Jaytex before he had the sexual reassignment surgery.

 

[alaskanpiper]

That is a waste of some damned good chocolate!

Strongly disagree.

 

[sablebrush52]

Strongly disagree.

Give yourself another 25 years. You'll be thinking differently.☯

 

[sablebrush52]

That depends on how the clean up goes.

Well, that's true.

 

[alaskanpiper]

Give yourself another 25 years. You'll be thinking differently.☯

Wait. Are you telling me my dong is gonna die?

 

[Bengel]

Wait. Are you telling me my dong is gonna die?

No, but your priorities may adjust

 

[Bengel]

Just you keep in mind who makes the matches around here, Mr. Thompson!

Dan, you're like a Santa/Yenta? I like ?

 

[jpmcwjr]

Enough of the babes in chocolate, the babes in Santa elf clothing, etc., and let's see some pussy
cats doing cute little pussy cat tricks.

 

[sandollars]

That is a waste of some damned good chocolate!

What Chocolate? I don't see any chocolate?

 

[sandollars]

 

[lightxmyfire]

Mine.
You have to hump MY leg.
A long, slow, rich, creamy, high cocoa content hump.

I’ve got dark milk chocolate, 77% single estate, 80% bourbon barrel aged chocolate. What do you want? You say hump, I say how high!

 

[woodsroad]

Dan, you're like a Santa/Yenta? I like ?

Find me a find, catch me a catch.
Oy, gevalt!

 

[mikethompson]

Just you keep in mind who makes the matches around here, Mr. Thompson!

I'll be good I'll be good!

 

[woodsroad]

I'll be good I'll be good!

Don’t worry, Mike
There’s a Scooby Snack waiting for you...somewhere.

 

[haparnold]

Do the Germans make a Scooby snack aromatic?

 

[mikethompson]

 

[scloyd]

I would love to be in but I was two posts short (now one) of the min! Damn! Anyone willing to vouch for this jr member?

Matt and I have PMed a few times and I decided to vouch for him. I contacted Dan for approval and Dan approved Matt's participation in the Secret Santa Extravaganza.

 

[woodsroad]

Matt and I have PMed a few times and I decided to vouch for him.

Welcome aboard, Matt!

 

[lightxmyfire]

Matt and I have PMed a few times and I decided to vouch for him. I contacted Dan for approval and Dan approved Matt's participation in the Secret Santa Extravaganza.

Very happy to be involved in the festivities! Can’t say thank you enough Scloyd. This community is something special and I’m very glad to be able to be a part of it.

 

[sablebrush52]

I'll be good I'll be good!

Oh gawd! I can't escape that mangy dog, even on a pipe forum...