The (Un)Official Secret Santa 2019!

[BROBS]

I think my Preben Holm Fantasy Magnum Freehand got delayed USPS. I still retain hope.

 

[haparnold]

Hey gang, sorry for not responding with my gift. (I moved to a new state on 21 December, and things have been a little crazy), but I was extremely lucky to get a tin each of Lane Crown Achievement and Old Ironsides, neither of which I have tried before. Thanks Santa!

 

[skeeter456]

Thank you Santa, this is now the oldest tobacco in my stash (2012)! Also, your letter make me laugh! Thank you again!

 

[BROBS]

That’s some good stuff right there.

 

[skeeter456]

That’s some good stuff right there.

I shall be opening it up on friday, when my new meer comes in from a fellow member on here.

 

[mikethompson]

So is that everyone now Dan?

 

[woodsroad]

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My apologies, I have been remiss in getting back to all of you.

First off, I owe Jesse a big thank you for stepping up to the plate when one of our less esteemed members failed to send out his Secret Santa. Thank you Jesse for that. it is very much appreciated.

Thank you to the cheerleader elves who kept this thread moving and topside. I can't begin to name all of you, but Mike Thompson knows who he is.

Thanks again to Ashdigger for motivating me to get the ball rolling again this year.

And now, unless I am very much mistaken, that concludes the 2019 Unofficial Secret Santa Extravaganza. I think we broke some records this year with the page count, and certainly with the fun count. It's been great driving the sleigh again for all of you. See you back here next year!

 

[sablebrush52]

My pleasure. Enjoy that blend, courtesy of the Elfin fulfillment team here at Santa's Workshop. BTW, Santa still hasn't returned from the bender he went on.

 

[woodsroad]

Great friend I am, spelling your name wrong, Jessie!

 

[spartacus]

My recipient might have been under 21 years old. How will that work next year?

 

[BROBS]

I would say that the person needs to be 21 of their own good conscience.
I hope we don't need to start posting ID's.

 

[woodsroad]

My recipient might have been under 21 years old. How will that work next year?

I’m not policing age requirements.

 

[sablebrush52]

Great friend I am, spelling your name wrong, Jessie!

No, you had it right the first time. I haven't gone in for sexual reassignment surgery. If I ever do that, then Jesse becomes Jessie.

 

[sablebrush52]

My recipient might have been under 21 years old. How will that work next year?

There will be a knock at your front door, and a group of well dressed men, sporting the latest in bluetooth devices and disintegration ray guns will be greeting you.

 

[woodsroad]

No, you had it right the first time. I haven't gone in for sexual reassignment surgery. If I ever do that, then Jesse becomes Jessie.

Can I just call you Pat?

 

[spartacus]

There will be a knock at your front door, and a group of well dressed men, sporting the latest in bluetooth devices and disintegration ray guns will be greeting you.

I had my return address as the North Pole. I should be good.

 

[BROBS]

Can I just call you Pat?

 

[SpookedPiper]

My recipient might have been under 21 years old. How will that work next year?

I thought there was a minimum age requirement to participate in this forum, or was I mistaken?

 

[woodsroad]

I thought there was a minimum age requirement to participate in this forum, or was I mistaken?

You were mistaken.

 

[woodsroad]

I had my return address as the North Pole. I should be good.

So, you just SWAT’d Santa. Is that what you’re saying?