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Andre_T

Part of the Furniture Now
Dec 17, 2018
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Andre_T

Part of the Furniture Now
Dec 17, 2018
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Long Island, New York
I can control many things, but not delivery services.
I deal with this at work...
Angry Professor "Where's my package?!?!?! WHY DONT I HAVE IT YET!!!!"
Checks the tracking number they gave me It literally was picked up 35 minutes before 2500 miles away.
Me: "We don't have it yet."
AP:" When will it get here?!?!?!"
Me: "It gets here when it gets here. I am not in charge of Fed Ex or UPS"

It ranks up there when I cover the delivery driver we have run (sick or the like)
Secretary: "What's in the box?"
Me: "I have no idea I lost the ability to have X-ray vision."
 
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