The (Un)Official PipesMagazine Secret Santa 2021!

[jguss]

What if I told you that Javan spelled backwards is just Navajo, without the O? O is the 15th letter of the alphabet. 15 days ago was the day after Christmas. The day his package became officially late. Late has 4 letters. 4+15=19. The 19th letter of the alphabet is S. S for Secret Santa.
Coincidence? I think not.

I got chills just reading that. Esoteric numerology is pretty much at the top of my list, maybe a notch lower than the Dick York episodes of Bewitched (god I hate that poseur Dick Sargent) and a notch higher than my collection of Brett Somers erotica. Or maybe the other way around.

 

[mikethompson]

Maybe their packages are lost in the mail?

 

[Servant King]

USPS rates just went up, so good job getting all that mailing done beforehand. Buncha price-gouging criminals, I say!

 

[woodsroad]

What if I told you that Javan spelled backwards is just Navajo, without the O? O is the 15th letter of the alphabet. 15 days ago was the day after Christmas. The day his package became officially late. Late has 4 letters. 4+15=19. The 19th letter of the alphabet is S. S for Secret Santa.
Coincidence? I think not.

Oooooh.
Shades of Kansan1225!

 

[B.Fee]

 

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[beefeater33]

You guys sure are padding these posts!..............
On to 100!!!

 

[trouttimes]

What if I told you that Javan spelled backwards is just Navajo, without the O? O is the 15th letter of the alphabet. 15 days ago was the day after Christmas. The day his package became officially late. Late has 4 letters. 4+15=19. The 19th letter of the alphabet is S. S for Secret Santa.
Coincidence? I think not.

Please stop. I’m already afraid to go to sleep without a light on. ???

 

[PipeIT]

USPS rates just went up, so good job getting all that mailing done beforehand. Buncha price-gouging

criminals, I say!

And I didn’t realize they officially changed the Postal Delivery Times to slower!

1st Class out here, went from 3-5 days to 7-10 days!

 

[Servant King]

And I didn’t realize they officially changed the Postal Delivery Times to slower!

1st Class out here, went from 3-5 days to 7-10 days!

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Unfortunately, I also heard USPS has added a choking surcharge, so your proposed scenario is looking grim indeed. Eye-gouging, bitch-slapping, and clotheslining however, are all still acceptable, as far as I know, so on the bright side, there are alternatives!

I'm here to help.

 

[mikethompson]

 

[FLDRD]

 

[mikethompson]

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Just a suggestion, but maybe next year, match up out of the Across the Pond folks and let us know, like maybe in August?

 

[FLDRD]

C'mon, only 2 more pages needed ...

 

[CoffeeAndBourbon]

Send your packages by Feb. 1st to ensure delivery before Jan 1st.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Send your packages by Feb. 1st to ensure delivery before Jan 1st.

And, why would people want to live in all of these other long distance places anyways? Just stay/move here, where you'll be closer to everything. People trying to be all exotic and stuff.

 

[DanWil84]

And, why would people want to live in all of these other long distance places anyways? Just stay/move here, where you'll be closer to everything. People trying to be all exotic and stuff.

Hahaha Michael, I allready told my wife "lets move" and everytime she watches tv with American suburb streets on it "everything is so spacious!!!!". Go figure, we live crammed with 17 million ppl in a country thrice as small as your homestate Alabama where according to wiki 5 million ppl live.

But again, i'm all for extra birthday presents in april send in December to me.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Alabama where according to wiki 5 million ppl live

But keep in mind, that history has shown that nature can pack a WHOLE LOTTA fucking stupidity and hatred into the 5 million people. So, it's like a super charged 5 million .