The (Un)Official PipesMagazine Secret Santa 2021!
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Happy Bird-day to everyone!
This Thanksgiving is gonna be cool....
This Thanksgiving is gonna be cool....
I worked a summer job once in a dessert factory making cheese cake bases. I could also bring some Southern Hemisphere representation. Oh and me speak the Spanish. Let me know where to send an application
( Just a cartoon that make fun of both sides. Please don't go there. Eat pie instead. Happy Thanksgiving! )
A Secret Santa thread get derailed? Never!
Did someone say Santa is out there!
They make cheesecake in the desert? Wouldn’t that turn out a bit dry?
In any case I’ve been in over a hundred factories over the years. Between Ahi Ka and me I’m confident we can manage your operation into the ground.
With a resume like that, you don't need an application! You're hired. You'll be paid on commission as a self employed sub contractor. The NZ angle will be wonderful too, because LOTR and pipes and such. Welcome aboard, Mr. Senior Pipe Factory Division Assistant Remote Pipe Design Consultant!
Welcome aboard! You can be called Mr. Black. Adds a bit of mystery, and that's always useful leverage in negotiations.
I’ve been indirectly accused, wholly unjustly, of wandering off topic in this thread. This post is relevant since my strong suspicion is that my Secret Santa has jumped the gun. I received this email, accidentally shunted to my spam box, this morning, and have been ruminating on its genuinosity. As brothers of the briar I ask your advice.
Assuming it’s from my Secret Santa, which candidly I think highly probable, he’s both clever and extraordinarily generous. Whoever you are thank you!
Assuming it’s from my Secret Santa, which candidly I think highly probable, he’s both clever and extraordinarily generous. Whoever you are thank you!
Only one thing to do with emails like this.
Promptly send them birth certificate, ssn, and photo ID. Don't dally when it comes to millions of dollars.
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