The (Un)Official PipesMagazine Secret Santa 2021!

[woodsroad]

Talk it up amongst your friends here, in other message threads, I'm sure there are some folks who would love to partake in Secret Santa but aren't aware of it.

 

[woodsroad]

I actually was speaking to the mods about doing this. Id love to talk offline about it and get another one going in the new year. I will take the reigns if thats cool. LMK

PM sent.

 

[woodsroad]

30 PAGES!

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[Bengel]

 

[mikethompson]

PSA for American members:

Just a reminder that you can just order something from SP and have it shipped direct to them. You don't need to have your matches preferences in your cellar.

Canadian and International members:

We're on our own.

 

[HawkeyeLinus]

PSA for American members:

Just a reminder that you can just order something from SP and have it shipped direct to them. You don't need to have your matches preferences in your cellar.

Canadian and International members:

We're on our own.

Yep, I used John Brandt (Wilke) last year!

 

[sablebrush52]

Since I usually resort to giving away obscure crap by little known makers, like some outfit called McClelland or Germain's, or something of that ilk, rather than the good stuff like Holly's Non Plus Ultra, I'll just have to go the old fashioned route.

 

[woodsroad]

Since I usually resort to giving away obscure crap by little known makers, like some outfit called McClelland or Germain's, or something of that ilk, rather than the good stuff like Holly's Non Plus Ultra, I'll just have to go the old fashioned route.

Nobody wants your McDonald's blends anyway, Jesse. Or that German crap.
Gimme the good stuff.

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[solideogloria86]

Nobody wants your McDonald's blends anyway, Jesse. Or that German crap.
Gimme the good stuff.

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See! These are the kinds of blends I want to be able to make. True Avant-Garde tobacco blends. Not the boring old stuff you can get anywhere. Anyone who's ever been stuck in traffic because of road construction, and had to dip into that Little Caesars box on the passenger seat, can appreciate how comforting a combination the aroma of Asphalt-n-Pizza really is!

 

[username]

Asphalt and pizza blend reminds me of the time I accidentally left the leftover pizza box on the top of the car and drove off.

 

[woodsroad]

Asphalt N’ Pizza is one of my favorites, but it’s difficult to find sometimes. The Gopnik expats buy it all up. A few other more common blends are also worth trying:

Lemon N’ Lube
(A romantic blend of citrus and 75w-90)

English Breakfast
(Va, Latakia, eggs and sausage)

Cherry Comfort
(Cavendish, Va and Nyquil)

Diner Kake
(Pressed sun cured, Oriental, ketchup and urinal puck)

 

[Ahi Ka]

I thought asphalt and pizza was just polish condor. You learn something new everyday

 

[sablebrush52]

I thought asphalt and pizza was just polish condor. You learn something new everyday

Polish Condor is an insult to asphalt pizza.

 

[DanWil84]

PSA for American members:

Just a reminder that you can just order something from SP and have it shipped direct to them. You don't need to have your matches preferences in your cellar.

Canadian and International members:

We're on our own.

So I can't dropship anything to anyone when I get picked a USA member? That's a bummer, but I think there are enough EU members to get matched to.

I would also like to reiiterate: tobacco shipped for me from outside of the EU WILL BE CONFISCATED!!!!

 

[mikethompson]

So I can't dropship anything to anyone when I get picked a USA member? That's a bummer, but I think there are enough EU members to get matched to.

I would also like to reiiterate: tobacco shipped for me from outside of the EU WILL BE CONFISCATED!!!!

Do you live in the EU?

You should be able to order and ship to them just fine.

 

[mikethompson]

Members are generally matched up with members from their same country to avoid customs issues.

 

[jaytex1969]

 

[jaytex1969]

 

[Bengel]

 

[Michigan_Bill]

Cherry Comfort
(Cavendish, Va and Nyquil)

one of those visuals you can’t forget. Hilarious. ?