The (Un)Official PipesMagazine Secret Santa 2021!

[jguss]

Very solitary, very safe, very sanitary.

I think I was once waterboarded in that place.

Little People

Get with the program. We don't call them "little people" anymore. It's "differentially heighted".

Secret Satan Extravaganza.

Please tell me that's a Freudian slip.

reassembled by our crack team of data scientists

Am I the only one who realizes how hot the one on the left is?

fully digested

I've seen fully digested fruit before and I'm pretty sure it doesn't look like that.

where the matches are made

I'm not here to judge, but are those two guys the match you're talking about?

 

[woodsroad]

Get with the program. We don't call them "little people" anymore. It's "differentially heighted".

You might call them midgets, but I’m referring not to their physical being, but their social standing. We employ them not because they’re cute, but because they work for cheap, are relatively loyal and for some unknown reason, consider me to be their deity.

 

[solideogloria86]

In response to the first FDA warning labels on tobacco products, Santa sat for a portrait of himself, snorting snuff and smoking a pipe at the same time. The portrait spread like wildfire across various media outlets, and Santa was promptly removed from the White House Christmas party guest list. Lyndon Johnson got coal in his stocking and a pouch of Mixture 79.

 

[Chasing Embers]

You forgot cutting plugs and ropes.

Nah, those are for chewing. You just bite pieces of those off.

 

[mikethompson]

Off to the basement

You only have three guys down there now Dan? I had no idea the covid labour shortage is affecting you too!

 

[jaytex1969]

I like how they slide "fattening foods" into the mix....



Not a fact one in that paragraph.

 

[Brendan]

Take off the last sentence of that and I'd be celebrating Halloween every month

 

[Kozeman]

Not seasonal, but white. And absurd, like this thread.?
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That image brings back bad memories. My brother was travelling behind my truck and he called me and asked if I had a white sheet hanging down from below my tailgate. ARRRGGGHHHH. Of course it was mostly dry by the time he pointed it out to me.

 

[mikethompson]

Point of order @woodsroad: In some years prior there was a two tin limit, does that still apply this year?

 

[woodsroad]

Point of order @woodsroad: In some years prior there was a two tin limit, does that still apply this year?

No

 

[woodsroad]

You only have three guys down there now Dan? I had no idea the covid labour shortage is affecting you too!

I only hire match makers who have dual personalities. So there's six of them.

 

[CoffeeAndBourbon]

 

[CoffeeAndBourbon]

 

[Ahi Ka]

You only have three guys down there now Dan? I had no idea the covid labour shortage is affecting you too!

Whereas I was just thinking he outsourced the labour up north to all of the Canadian forum members who take part in this annual pantomime

 

[mikethompson]

Its way too much work for the both of us.

 

[CoffeeAndBourbon]

Its way too much work for the both of us.

Just put on some NHL and it'll all be fine

 

[SBC]

Just filled out the form.

If I'm too new, here, both @hauntedmyst and @hoosierpipeguy will vouch for me, as I've done trades with both of them.

Preferences:
I'm grateful for anything, but DISlike both burley and cigar leaf.
There are tobaccos I love in every other category.

30 days till the First Sunday in Advent!

 

[mikethompson]

If I'm too new, here, both @hauntedmyst and @hoosierpipeguy will vouch for me,

You've got more than 75 posts, so it doesn't matter what they say LOL

 

[hoosierpipeguy]

Just filled out the form.

If I'm too new, here, both @hauntedmyst and @hoosierpipeguy will vouch for me, as I've done trades with both of them.

Preferences:
I'm grateful for anything, but DISlike both burley and cigar leaf.
There are tobaccos I love in every other category.

30 days till the First Sunday in Advent!

Definitely vouch, we had a great trade.

 

[keith929]

Thank you for keeping this going.