Ba ha ha, Craiginthecorn. Finally, something funny.
But, that is how all alcohol tastes to me. My friends have taken me to wine tastings, where the smell of the shit is ok, fruity... but then when it hits my mouth... FIRE!!! I always wonder how people force themselves to drink alcohol. Is it a persistent thing, where you keep pouring shitty chemically tasting stuff in your mouth that burns, over and over, till one day it doesn't? I don't get it. Am I just not dedicated enough to force myself to tolerate any sort of booze?.. then there's the buzz, that feels like I have the flu. Then I throw up... big fun... and this is why people never ask me to go drinking with them. Ha ha.