The Problem Pipe

[finnian3]

All,
I have a Dunhill Don that I use for smoking non-aromatics. This pipe has been nothing but trouble. The bowl diameter is a little over 3/4 of an inch and is about 1 3/4 of an inch in depth. I have tried packing the pipe loose, tight, in-between and yet I cannot keep the pipe lit. Any thoughts on the issue? My tobacco isn't too moist nor is it dry. I am vexed by this pipe....

 

[chilllucky]

Have you considered putting a few more dots on the stem to try and turn it into a better marque?

 

[Chasing Embers]

nor is it dry.

There's the problem, or you could repurpose it.

 

[sablebrush52]

Sounds like you tobacco isn't dry enough.

On the other hand, it could be dead pipe. Every maker turns one out every now and then. But it far more likely the problem is with your moisture level.

 

[STP]

Another vote for drying the tobacco more. Also, how’s the draw? Any obstructions or narrowing? Do you have any issues w/other similar size and shape pipes using the same technique. If not, then perhaps it is the pipe.

 

[Wuce Brayne]

If it's a 'dead' pipe, I'd like to offer my services. You see I run a pipe funeral home, and I'd be happy to waive my usual fee. Just wrap her up and send her to me USPS priority, and I'll make sure that she is well taken care of. Embossed memorial book included. ?

 

[bullet08]

Did you try kicking it?

 

[cosmicfolklore]

I think you need more fire. hotter, bigger, more better fire.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Did you even try fire? I reread the OP, and you mentioned not being able to keep it lit, but not fire. You could have been making a euphemism... Fire is an easy thing to forget. Wait... I know what you're gonna say, but did you try more fire?

 

[Charlie718]

And if more and bigger fire don’t work try big rock, make problem go away fast

 

[cosmicfolklore]

7 out of 10 times, when a pipe goes out, lack of fire is the reason.

 

[mso489]

I go along with the not dry enough theory. You could also try it with various cuts, to see if something works. I take it you are smoking some blends that burn fine in other pipes but not in this one. It would be a Dunhill.

 

[Charlie718]

I thought you were making the cave man joke, ugg more fire

 

[hoosierpipeguy]

I don't have any problem pipes. I occasionally run across a problem pipe but it promptly moves into the "formerly owned problem pipe" category. Life is too short for crappy smokes.

 

[Merton]

I don't have any problem pipes. I occasionally run across a problem pipe but it promptly moves into the "formerly owned problem pipe" category. Life is too short for crappy smokes.

One hundred percent true. Pipes are beautiful objects but they are also utilitarian objects. If the don't perform you can put them on your shelf and gaze at them with lament or you can move on. I say move on.

 

[Chasing Embers]

or you can move on

I just toss them into the trash and wash my hands of them. Better to have few good than many bad.

 

[bullet08]

We used to call it "boat anchor". But pipes are too small for it. Unless they use all the Dunhill dealers stock.

 

[Sweet Home Alabama]

So, I had a recently made Freehand cob pipe that had an obstruction in the stem as therefore, it didn't smoke well or easy. I used compressed air (if you don't have a compressor, use those cans for cleaning equipment with the straw attached).

I looked at the Dunhll Don shape and noticed the stem. Perhaps it just needs more clearing. Oh, would there be a filter ??

I see no reason to throw a pipe in the trash.

 

[bullet08]

Had a good dinner with plenty of Guinness. So, let's get down to the possible problems. There really are only two possible issues. 1. The pipe has a defect. You can check this with a flashlight and a pipe cleaner. 2. The person smoking the pipe thinks that the pipe is messed up when it's smoker's lack of technique. This can be verified by if the smoker has any issues with other pipes. It's simple task to find where the fault is at. If it's dead man's pipe, you are SOL. If the issue is with your technique, you can improve them.

 

[OzPiper]

Did you but it new or as an estate ?
If it was bought new take it back to the shop and get a refund.
If it was an estate, then you may need to clean up the internals thoroughly