The Matrix is Designed so that Everyone Sees a Clue

[georged]

It's a bit of a game The Architect enjoys playing.

Something that strikes you as absolutely impossible, 100% NFW, and simply can't be true... but the world around you insists it is. i.e. no one else has any trouble with it.

For me, it's humans eating raw oysters.

Seriously???

Disgusting, nasty, space-alien-looking globs of membrane-encapsulated snot pulled out of some infected cow's nose.

There is NO WAY that anyone, anywhere, at any time ever ate that shit, never mind pays fancy money for it in a restaurant.

No effing way.

Not in a trillion years.




What have YOU seen that proves The Matrix is real, and we're all being toyed with for entertainment?

 

[Hillcrest]

Actually and historically, oyster shells have been found in ancient american indian settlements along the coastlines of the upper northwest and Alaska; the aboriginal settlements along the coast of India, Australia, New Zealand; France etc. These settlements have been dated to 14 to 17,000 yrs ago. So cow snot was a thing back in the day. Check out National Geographic and Public Television to learn more. The more you know ...

 

[sardonicus87]

 

[Servant King]

Yep! Granted there's a preponderance of those, but eating oysters (or indeed any kind of shellfish) is right up there on the list.

It's treif, bubelah! Oy veyismir...or rather, oy vey, izmir?

 

[crashthegrey]

I eat some seriously odd stuff, and yet oysters never make it on my list.

 

[woodsroad]

I used to love raw Chincoteague oysters. Then I got sick after eating raw oysters and sharing three bottles of champagne with my then girlfriend. Some memories you can see and smell.

So, what leaves me befuddled, incredulous and mystified that seemingly the rest of humanity accepts like mother’s milk? I would need a billboard to list them all. In 10pt type.

This guy gets it.

 

[Old Smokey]

Oysters?!?!

 

[brian64]

This guy gets it.

Thanks for posting that...made my day. Yeah, that guy definitely gets it.

 

[brian64]

For me, it's humans eating raw oysters.

Years ago I would have agreed with you...but in the reality-optional clown world we're in now, people eating raw oysters seems completely normal and sane.

 

[LotusEater]

Drinking cow’s milk aka inter species secretion guzzling

 

[jpmcwjr]

I have eaten oysters all my life- way less frequently since I don't go to New England now. Favorite seafood is Oysters Rockefeller or Bienville. Next is cold lobster, next, hot lobster, Gulf Shrimp any style, and.....

 

[Sobrbiker]

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Pretty soon the top selection will be coming to a table near you…

 

[FurCoat]

Pretty soon the top selection will be coming to a table near you…

I was going to go on about how I'll never eat zee bugs, but truth be told, I've had my far share at 60 mph.

 

[Sobrbiker]

Drinking cow’s milk aka inter species secretion guzzling

I was going to go on about how I'll never eat zee bugs, but truth be told, I've had my far share at 60 mph.

I’m more concerned with the “alternative protein sources” the FDA,WHO etc are all behind, because cow farts, rather than fluctuations in the planet that have been going on since the beginning of the geologic record, are gonna kill us all.

 

[Servant King]

What have YOU seen that proves The Matrix is real, and we're all being toyed with for entertainment?

Less than two days after I snagged a Peterson estate on SP, they ran a 15% off estate pipes sale.

 

[renfield]

This guy gets it.

That video contained a lot of situations a baseball bat wielded with love and respect would’ve fixed.
Cripes.

 

[LotusEater]

I’m more concerned with the “alternative protein sources” the FDA,WHO etc are all behind, because cow farts, rather than fluctuations in the planet that have been going on since the beginning of the geologic record, are gonna kill us all.

Milk was the OG alternative protein source- heavily marketed and subsidized by government.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Man, this last decade, I've seen so many glitches in the matrix that if I'm pretty sure this virtual reality machine is broke. Someone's done titled it a few too many times.

 

[Indygrap]

I live in Louisiana. We eat everything here. Shrimp, crab, oysters, crawfish, possum, nutria, gator, snake. If it doesn’t eat us first, we eat it. TBH, I’ve never had possum or nutria but I eat everything else mentioned on the regular.
Most of the shellfish are a great way to get a protein packed meal without much effort, so it makes sense that the Native Americans diet was made up of a lot of them. They’re all very tasty once you get past the look of them.

 

[Zero]

Meat dresses seem to be all the craze. The side effect is getting salmonella in the cooch. Yeah, I'll stay home...the Matrix has you...