The Food Game
You have a special-purpose magic wand that creates only two things: food, and tax-paid money in your bank account.
The food it produces will magically appear as a complete meal whenever you want, consist of anything you want, and be prepared perfectly from only perfect ingredients. It will always be the best example of that meal possible in this universe or any other. Cost is no issue, rarity is no issue. Nothing like that matters. Every meal will be theoretical perfection brought to life.
What's created will also be nutritionally perfect for you individually. No matter what it is, or how much or how little you eat, the calorie count and nutrition will be exactly what's optimal for your body at that moment in time. Meaning optimum food-related health is yours forever.
So. You imagine it, and it appears, every time. No hassles, no prep, no cleanup. It's magic.
Each meal will be identical forevermore, however. BBQ ribs, fries, and a side finished off with a mound of chocolate ice cream, for example, might be Meal Number One. Lasagna with all the trimmings with apple pie for dessert might be Meal Number Two. And so on.
You choose 'em. But once decided upon, every detail about a numbered meal (except quantity---eat as much or as little as you like) will be the same forever.
Now for the money part ---
The VARIETY of meals you choose matters.
If you choose ONE meal to be the only thing you will ever eat again, you get a billion dollars.
If you choose TWO meals, you get half that. 500 million.
Choose THREE, and the money gets halved again. 250 million
And so on, without limit.
There are no revisions to the deal once the magic wand is waved. For the rest of your life, the meals you specify will be all you will ever eat because it's all you CAN eat... trying to eat something different will cause it to sparkle and disappear the instant you touch it.
The money appears in your bank account the instant the deal is made. Meaning the money is only once, while the food agreement is forever.
WARNING --- trying to outsmart the magic wand by specifying a single meal of a thousand food items so you can pick and choose every time will piss it off mightily, and result in everything you ever eat again transforming into a mouthful of fermented dog puke the instant it touches your tongue. Do not tempt the wand.
So. How many meals for you? Two? Five? Eight? Hell with that, I ain't playin'?
You have a special-purpose magic wand that creates only two things: food, and tax-paid money in your bank account.
The food it produces will magically appear as a complete meal whenever you want, consist of anything you want, and be prepared perfectly from only perfect ingredients. It will always be the best example of that meal possible in this universe or any other. Cost is no issue, rarity is no issue. Nothing like that matters. Every meal will be theoretical perfection brought to life.
What's created will also be nutritionally perfect for you individually. No matter what it is, or how much or how little you eat, the calorie count and nutrition will be exactly what's optimal for your body at that moment in time. Meaning optimum food-related health is yours forever.
So. You imagine it, and it appears, every time. No hassles, no prep, no cleanup. It's magic.
Each meal will be identical forevermore, however. BBQ ribs, fries, and a side finished off with a mound of chocolate ice cream, for example, might be Meal Number One. Lasagna with all the trimmings with apple pie for dessert might be Meal Number Two. And so on.
You choose 'em. But once decided upon, every detail about a numbered meal (except quantity---eat as much or as little as you like) will be the same forever.
Now for the money part ---
The VARIETY of meals you choose matters.
If you choose ONE meal to be the only thing you will ever eat again, you get a billion dollars.
If you choose TWO meals, you get half that. 500 million.
Choose THREE, and the money gets halved again. 250 million
And so on, without limit.
There are no revisions to the deal once the magic wand is waved. For the rest of your life, the meals you specify will be all you will ever eat because it's all you CAN eat... trying to eat something different will cause it to sparkle and disappear the instant you touch it.
The money appears in your bank account the instant the deal is made. Meaning the money is only once, while the food agreement is forever.
WARNING --- trying to outsmart the magic wand by specifying a single meal of a thousand food items so you can pick and choose every time will piss it off mightily, and result in everything you ever eat again transforming into a mouthful of fermented dog puke the instant it touches your tongue. Do not tempt the wand.
So. How many meals for you? Two? Five? Eight? Hell with that, I ain't playin'?
