The Bad Dad Joke Thread

[randelli]

First a disclaimer Dad Joke Survivors
A recent post made me pop out a bad dad joke. You can never get enough bad dad jokes - so here goes...
Q: What kind of lights did Noah put on the ark?

A: Flood lights
Let's hear some of yours!

 

[username]

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe out of that thing?

 

[mayfair70]

I liked this joke...
How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it.

 

[aldecaker]

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: Fshhh.

 

[derfatdutchman]

Q: What do you call a three humped camel?
A: Pregnant!

 

[randelli]

I chuckled after I read username's! Probably can't repeat it though...

 

[pagan]

Q How do you cook toilet paper?
A Brown it on one side and throw it in the pot

 

[carver]

Q A man enters into a bar
A ...

 

[carver]

Q A dyslexic man enters into a bra
A ...

 

[randelli]

Q: Where did Noah keep the bees?

A: In the archives....

 

[mso489]

The mystic went to the hot dog stand and said, "Make me one with everything."

 

[mayfair70]

:rofl:

 

[didimauw]

You guys wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Nah, its too cheesy...

 

[stranger]

How can you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
The frog says "ribbit ribbit" and the toad says "rub-it, rub-it"!

 

[oldreddog]

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre, so the barman gave her one.

 

[lifesizehobbit]

A toothless termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bartender here?"

 

[randelli]

A priest, a clown, and a duck walk into a bar. Bartender says "Hey, what is this, some kind of a joke?

 

[randelli]

Q: Why does Waldo wear stripes?

A: Because he doesn't want to be spotted...

 

[mortonbriar]

Well I don't know what the best thing about Switzerland is, but the flag is a big plus.

 

[dottiewarden]

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf mute.