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peteguy

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Used panel van with roof vent: $400. Gets you a new study too. She'll be inviting you back in shortly.
LOL - A step above a couch on the porch. Love it!

 

shutterbugg

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Nov 18, 2013
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Keep smoking in the house. You'll never need to worry about another cake, because you won't be let into the kitchen. Problem solved. You're welcome.

 

sparrowhawk

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Try the Conway purifyer. From Amazon, it works so well some don't smell smoke at all, and at the least has gotten visiting relatives off my back.
I may have to forego the comforts of a mate, but times like these make me glad not to have one.

 

frozenchurchwarden

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Guy, for a minute there I was actually wondering if we had the most ice-cold stone-hearted human being on Earth posting in our threads.

It made for a good laugh, thanks for the entertainment.

 

okiebrad

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Feb 13, 2016
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Congratulation. To me, that sounds like a win, win for you. I have never smoked a pipe indoors and I started in the 1980's. If you are like me you will find it very relaxing sitting outside with your wife and child smoking a pipe just enjoying life. I can't think of a better excuse to get out of the house.

 

edgreen

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I remember those nine months when my cooking had to change. Down here not being able to cook a roux means having to learn to cook all over again.

 

jefff

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May 28, 2015
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The best thing I ever did was be a dad...the BEST thing.
I would have set my pipes on fire in a dumpster for that. And I'd do it again today......unless I could sell them and pick up a few bucks for diapers and stuff.

 

dread

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Jun 19, 2013
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Im with Jefff - it is the greatest thing. And this is only the beginning of sacrifices for the cake/cakes. My first one permanently turned my wife off to basically all pipe tobacco. Such is life. Congrats!

 

carver

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Mar 29, 2015
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Haha, that was a hilarious read.
@guyroux Thanks for the "end the relationship" advice... I'll think about it.
@jefff I'll do my best not to have to burn my pipes for the child. even if it means diapers.
@pipestud ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@all : thanks for the congrats. As I said, I'm trying to keep it cool since, here in China where I moved five years ago, the rate for cake loss within the first trimester is pretty high.

 

kola

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LOL@ pipesuds comment.
As for me smoking indoors? My house, my rules. No exceptions.

 

buster

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Congratulations Carver. There are lots of compromises in relationships and even more when you add kids to the mix. This is just the first in a long line of small adjustments coming your way.
I have some fond memories taking long walks with the kid in the stroller while smoking my pipe. I don't smoke inside for the most part but get away with it from time to time. I just try to be respectful of her and she puts up with most of my shit. Some times a short walk with the pipe is a wonderful escape from a noisy house and the dog likes it also.

 

carver

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Mar 29, 2015
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@all: thanks again.
@buster: thanks for the advice, I am half looking forward, half looking not forward at all, it's scary business.

 

jvnshr

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Congrats. Been there, done that. We had a baby five months ago and I wasn't allowed to smoke back then indoors. After 3-4 months I started with a tightened door and an open window. And it was winter. And it was very cold. I hate winters.

 

cigrmaster

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frozenchurchwarden,
nicotine will cause physical defects during development in the womb, that's probably what has her freaking out.
I know all the experts say this in today's world, but back in my day, no one gave it a second thought. My mother smoked while she was pregnant with me and my sister. Everyone I know from my generation had either one or both parents smoking and no one gave a thought to second hand smoke. Doctors, nurses, patients all smoked in the hospital. I grew up with no ill effects from cigarette, pipes or cigar smoke. I know that the alleged experts of today say we should have all died due to the smoke we ingested but guess what, I lived as did my sister and everyone else I know. I guess everyone from my generation just got lucky.
When my kids were young, I would put them in a closet with me and a cigar and then smoked like a chimney while they were in the closet with me. I trained them to be able to handle all the different kinds of smoke. Out of my 4 kids only one developed lung problems, but medicine took care of it. :nana:

 

mcitinner1

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Apr 5, 2014
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I was raised with five siblings the same way as Harris with both parents smoking, and man are we ALL fucked up, and we turned out fine too, I'm pretty sure, I think...Anyway, even if I had smoke trained my kids, :crazy: I wouldn't be crazy brave enough to admit it here. :nana:

 

fafnir

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Mar 21, 2016
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Welcome to my world, except I do not have any spawn that I am aware of... Smoking outside on a clear starry night priceless, smoking outside in the winter or during a torrential downpour not nice.

 
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