Sweet Ass Pipe

[ruscho]

I mean it:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/New-nude-woman-smoking-pipe-tits-doggy-style-sexy-breasts-4-5-pink-sex-collect-/261549606568?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3ce59246a8

 

[numbersix]

You weren't joking - lol!

 

[ruscho]

I dunno...might taste like crap

Just run a pipe cleaner through it...
What I find somewhat concerning is that it looks well smoked.

 

[thesmokingtexan]

Got to stick the pipe cleaner somewhere

 

[mso489]

And for the tobacco, maybe Dark Obsession.

 

[ruscho]

Or Mississippi Mud

 

[yaddy306]

So were you just casually searching ebay for "pipe + doggy style" and this auction came out of nowhere and surprised you? 8)

 

[puffy]

How does one smoke it?

 

[natenice1]

With gentle tongue action! :clap:

 

[carlweis]

dear Lord I about busted a gut laughing about this post..... everything that came to my mind has already been said. I am having a hard time coming up with something to add lol hahahahahaahahhaah!

 

[tuold]

"Pipe includes a real coconut bowl"
I hate the ones with fake coconut bowls.

 

[ruscho]

So were you just casually searching ebay for "pipe + doggy style" and this auction came out of nowhere and surprised you?

Haha, I was wondering who'd be the first to question how I end up at this auction.
I find quite indicative of this forum the fact that there are now two bidders
Great buy for the guy whose wife does not approve of pipe smoking: "Honey, I'm just practicing my technique, that's all."

 

[saltedplug]

I must say that this is a very unusual, but life-like, design.

 

[olewaylon]

looks like she would take a wide pipe cleaner quite easily.

 

[yaddy306]

Pipe cleaners: bristled, for her pleasure...

 

[phil67]

I think the sellers description title cracked me up more than anything!

 

[rangerearthpig]

I wouldn't buy it. Look closely...there's a big crack on the mouthpiece.

 

[hawke]

A pipe that "should" gurgle when used.

 

[woodsroad]

The chick is smokin', but I'll bet she'll leave you with rim burn.

 

[rcstan]

Well. It appears to be one of those "pre-coloured" deals. If it had a stem to fit "the opening" then it would be a bit more functional as a pipe. Even then, whilst appreciating nude artwork on Meers and actually owning one, I find this one a bit vulgar.