This had me laughing so bad this morning that I was late to workI'll second @gervais on this one. I'd rather receive a handjob from a lobster whilst being rectally savaged by an orangutan with gonorrhea than smoke 515 again.
This had me laughing so bad this morning that I was late to workI'll second @gervais on this one. I'd rather receive a handjob from a lobster whilst being rectally savaged by an orangutan with gonorrhea than smoke 515 again.
@Servant King that Sir is the quote of the day ! My similar adage is I’d rather circumcise myself with a rusty Heinz Beans tin ?I'll second @gervais on this one. I'd rather receive a handjob from a lobster whilst being rectally savaged by an orangutan with gonorrhea than smoke 515 again.
Is it not possible to create a blend and before mixing, you take the weights of each component tobacco so you know how to recreate the blend in the future? Or is there too much variation between the tobaccos that you have to blend based only on taste? I'm new to blending, so forgive me for my ignorance.Trying to match another guys blend is the same as chasing fool's gold. A waste of time.
Matching processes and tobacco from a particular strain or vintage isn't 100% possible. They can only approximate. The McNeil's were adamant about not letting proprietary information be revealed for fear of future bastardization of their products.Is it not possible to create a blend and before mixing, you take the weights of each component tobacco so you know how to recreate the blend in the future? Or is there too much variation between the tobaccos that you have to blend based only on taste? I'm new to blending, so forgive me for my ignorance.
I think I understand, since you can't simulate the exact conditions and processes of blending you can only ever got an approximation.Matching processes and tobacco from a particular strain or vintage isn't 100% possible. They can only approximate. The McNeil's were adamant about not letting proprietary information be revealed for fear of future bastardization of their products.
Exactly.?I think I understand, since you can't simulate the exact conditions and processes of blending you can only ever got an approximation.
I’d just stop smoking before I’d turn to 515. Once my 5100 is gone, which will be a decade from now, I’ll just say, “buh-bye” to that flavor.
My sinuses cannot take that vinegar spray. YMMV
Gosh, I'm sorry about that. Please don't sue! ?This had me laughing so bad this morning that I was late to work
No, really, it was a great, righteous laugh that I really needed. I must admit as well that I stole it completely and said it at work, and it had the same effect on my coworkers.Gosh, I'm sorry about that. Please don't sue! ?
Glad to hear it! Just mail me 50 bags of Peacehaven, and we'll call it an even trade...No, really, it was a great, righteous laugh that I really needed. I must admit as well that I stole it completely and said it at work, and it had the same effect on my coworkers.
Never heard of PeacehavenGlad to hear it! Just mail me 50 bags of Peacehaven, and we'll call it an even trade...
Esoterica VA flake. I don't chase unicorns, but...suffice to say, it's better than the aforementioned lobster/orangutan scenario.Never heard of Peacehaven