Once you reach lifer status on here, you'll know.What does it mean when one says, "to ass"?
And don't think you can circumvent this inevitability by ceasing your posts prematurely! Few know this, but once you pass 100 posts, if an entire day goes by without you posting something, the forum utilizes an automation to make a post for you, usually containing subtle references to the Lifetime channel. I myself have only made three posts on here, one of which was a retraction regarding a purely fictitious Kramer blend, "Blend for Janet Reno."
Frankly, I don't know why I even still come here. Mostly for the recipes in the Food & Drink subsection.